What happened?
Pet my cat’s belly.
And then?
Cat scratched me.
Whose fault is that?
Mine.
Will you do it again?
(whispers) My cat has a really soft belly. The softest, bestest belly.
Pet my cat’s belly.
And then?
Cat scratched me.
Whose fault is that?
Mine.
Will you do it again?
(whispers) My cat has a really soft belly. The softest, bestest belly.
Comments
Yes, it’s softer than the downy fuzz on a newborn chick.
Yes, the toll for a belly fluffing is a scratch attack.
Yes, it’s worth it.
And then you violate that trust and get scratched.
Doc (music used as a fan)
My cat has the bestest belly.
This is how I die.