the Swelce storyline is a real-life Hallmark Christmas movie, the high-powered woman who had a series of unfulfilling relationships with artistic assholes and then found true love with a dumb guy from Ohio - ThreadSky

actioncookbook.com • 470 days ago

the Swelce storyline is a real-life Hallmark Christmas movie, the high-powered woman who had a series of unfulfilling relationships with artistic assholes and then found true love with a dumb guy from Ohio

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creeptwin.bsky.social•469 days ago

The fatphobic guy and the recovering eating disorder girl, sounds great

jacketdan.bsky.social•470 days ago

Whomst among us, amirite?

nottodayknees.bsky.social•470 days ago

Taylor swift speedrunning through progressively dumber himbos is my queer fantasy made manifest

actioncookbook.com•470 days ago

Travis should open a Christmas tree lot after he retires

gossmata58.bsky.social•470 days ago

Can he just work on his brothers cattle farm Instead as the less attractive dumber brother ranch hand?

lilstephabee.bsky.social•469 days ago

You mean take back the Christmas tree farm Taylor grew up on.

actioncookbook.com•469 days ago

I genuinely did not know this detail about her life

neilpbardhan.bsky.social•469 days ago

She had an elevator in the house she grew up in. (Source: I have mutuals with her from her childhood.)

lilstephabee.bsky.social•469 days ago

Yeah she grew up on a tree farm in Pennsylvania! I used to know way too much about her

kerba1123.bsky.social•470 days ago

I mean, there's plenty of 'em in Geauga county if he just wants to buy one out

makeshermark.bsky.social•470 days ago

just swinging those trees around like they’re toothpicks, mmm

jessicapancakes.bsky.social•470 days ago

by god he's gonna take over the swift family xmas tree farm isnt he

shaqsquatch.bsky.social•470 days ago

dudes rock

k1m.bsky.social•469 days ago

sometimes a girly just needs a himbo to fix her

lettucewrangler.bsky.social•470 days ago

This is the nature of Ohio guys

trans.bsky.social•470 days ago

thanks i hate it 🙏

wesbarton.bsky.social•469 days ago

God help us if she ever finds out about Zanesville

specialbaby.bsky.social•469 days ago

i love this for them

hulcricket.bsky.social•470 days ago

[writing in notebook]

find...dumb...guy...from...Ohio

fuck...his...brains...out

nikolaidenmark.bsky.social•470 days ago

Tilda, Scott’s already married you hussy.

hulcricket.bsky.social•470 days ago

yeah everyone I worked with at tOSU is also either already married or...I'm def not going to that well again

makeshermark.bsky.social•470 days ago

dumb but smart enough to leave ohio, taking notes

qaxxar.bsky.social•470 days ago

I'm flattered, but I'm married, Waffles.

hulcricket.bsky.social•470 days ago

you and everyone else on earth I stg

dude3000.bsky.social•470 days ago

Broke: Ohio
Woke: Brohio
Bespoke: Himbohio

actioncookbook.com•470 days ago

for a while I was explaining Olaf’s vibes as “Rob Gronkowski as a dog” but I think I can update that reference now

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