[my first day as an Antiques Roadshow appraiser]
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
GUEST: this is an antique doll
ME: wow that's creepy as shit you should burn it
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No, wait, give the doll a pen.
In fact that may be the source of our current troubles. #antiquesroadshow #spookydoll
YOU: I'll give you 10 bucks to burn it