I cannot explain why this framing of the story is so funny to me - ThreadSky

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actioncookbook.com • 32 days ago

I cannot explain why this framing of the story is so funny to me

DEVELOPING:

"Step 12 on the Capital stairs has a NOTORIOUS left wing woke step. It was installed by an Italian Mason!"

Imagining the Sorkin Newsroom scene but about this

If he was a cop it would simply say , "There's been a stair involved falling."

up to the minute on the spot reports on whether his hip disintegrated on contact

Gravity still works, so we've got that going for us

We're building back the basics.

Everyone is gonna simply levitate after tomorrow's EO

It's one I won't go ballistic over (because ballistics won't work anymore)

Vox explainer on what stairs are

"it's unclear if he intended to fall, or if the fall was an accident. we've reached out to the stairs for comment, but have not received a response."

we're investigating this one step at a time

Mcconnell’s top 5 most YOLO moments: 5. Falling down the stairs

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