There’s a very real chance that the newly confirmed Secretary of Defense wakes up tomorrow in a puddle of his own vomit in a motel room with a woman who isn’t his wife.
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Or the new Secretary of Defence Pete Hegseth wakes up tomorrow in a puddle of popcorn in a sleazy motel room with Lauren Boebert or Marjorie Taylor Greene or better yet with George Santos in drag. You know Pete prefers men over women.
If not then, definitely at some point over the next 18 months or so. I fully expect to hear that he’s retiring for health or family reasons. The real reason will be a military aide finding him in his office - stinking drunk, passed out, pants down with a Trump branded butt plug deeply installed.
Maybe we should all hope he stays too drunk for the next 4 years to actually turn up to work. I'm willing to contribute a bottle or 10 for this to happen.
I would be shocked if he makes it a year… no one wants him there… it’s hard to be successful if everyone is routing for your failure and you are an alcoholic… he’s already insecure…and Don isn’t going to cover for him.. he’s so screwed..
I'm not falling for that again. I've been waiting for Dick Cheney to die for 300 years now and not a day goes by I don't wish to see that one obit we've all been craving. Evil that pure lives forever.
Hey, he’s an “merit hire”. DEI only hires qualified sober people from underrepresented minorities. Unqualified perpetually drug white men who hate women and Muslims were never given a chance until now!
You know he had to have just one last night of drinking to "celebrate" his confirmation last night, before he quits his drinking today 😉 as promised.Wouldn't that be the kind of justification an addict would come up with? So odds are you got at least half of that right.
GOP the party of family values and g-d. Talk about a perversion of religion.
But Hegseth really loved the Crusades! They couldn't nominate just a normal terrible stupid candidate but nah Trump had to up the insanity to nominate a drunk, womanizer, dummy, who has zero experience. All is good!
I think the key here is more that the man could not answer whether or not he would fulfill an order to shoot protesters. Trump needed him to really solidify his grip on how he can utilize the military on Americans. Remember he wants to round up his political enemies and anyone who disagree with him
May the soldiers he tries to order to turn their guns on Americans, have the courage to turn their guns on him for giving illegal orders. I fear we are entering dark times.
🤣😂🤣😂🤣 According to reports, it’s happened before. Say?? what has he promised his 3rd wife that she would stay by his side through all the information disclosed?? How humiliating
I think it would be for her.
No accounting for some people taste🤣😂
If he's still an alcoholic and sex-addict, he will act out bigtime under the immense stress of the job that he is incapable of doing.
Bye, bye America😢💔
Broadcasting weaknesses- alcohol, drugs, women, money management problems- gives our enemies a game plan for kompromat. Hegsmith wouldn’t think twice about committing treason if he thought whatever he did would be used to prove the libs right about him- he’d commit treason to keep owning the libs.
I might do the same, excluding the woman thing, but there is a difference. I am not and will never be considered for secretary of defense or any other cabinet head. I make too much sense for this joke of a regime.
"The Post said the firings "appeared to violate federal law, which requires Congress to receive 30 days’ notice of any intent to fire the inspectors general."
I think that will be the least of his worries he will have to face real soldiers who are much smarter than he is. Then he will begin the purge of General Officers.
Note… every despot country will send their trained honeypot to the US by morning … Remember Russia spy/honeypot Maria Butina infiltrated the Republican Party via the NRA.. she was caught, did time, and was sent packing back to Russia to a warm welcome from Vlad.
Every day people would not be able to get a job being under qualified or not qualified at all for a position. They would have to go through a background check and drug testing before they get the job.
Yet here we have government officials confirming this man! I know there are qualified people!
Well, I know this, he is gonna be watched like a hawk now that he has this spotlight on him, he will not be able to get away with that behavior anymore. No more NDAs mother fucker. Can’t keep it secret with all the country watching and we will be watching.
Probably won't be the first time a newly confirmed Sec does such a thing, but 'twill be the first time the White House recommends said Sec for a Medal of Honor and the GOP celebrates his actions. Won't be the last, sigh.
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Compromised even before his first day.
I also think that Vlad is setting up China to be Patsy. When the Mini Tzar doesn't need them anymore, he will knife them in the back.
This tracks.
Wake up that is.
No pressure, Pete.
Only the whole world watching.
But Hegseth really loved the Crusades! They couldn't nominate just a normal terrible stupid candidate but nah Trump had to up the insanity to nominate a drunk, womanizer, dummy, who has zero experience. All is good!
I think it would be for her.
No accounting for some people taste🤣😂
Bye, bye America😢💔
"Good grief Comrade Spy Boss. How long did that take & at what cost!?"
"2 lapdance and a bottle of tequila Comrade."
https://www.reuters.com/world/us/trump-fires-least-12-independent-inspectors-general-washington-post-reports-2025-01-25/
Like that is even a thing anymore.
If you encounter ICE…
Know your rights under the U.S. Constitution!
Red Cards can be printed on red paper and handed out at community centers, churches, anywhere. 16 languages.
https://www.ilrc.org/red-cards-tarjetas-rojas
Aren't you fucked
Sincerely,
Someone who isn't going to die following idiots
Keith Richards is our new Secretary of Defense?
Yet here we have government officials confirming this man! I know there are qualified people!
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"Of my own?"
It won’t be his vomit.
God help us😠