If you cut huge checks for President Deals Corruptionmoney and the public turns on you, the best he can do for you is a small bounce in the afternoon that's, to the eye at least, no different from the normal volatility you see after bad news Hop in line, everyone? - ThreadSky

proofofburden.bsky.social • 6 days ago

If you cut huge checks for President Deals Corruptionmoney and the public turns on you, the best he can do for you is a small bounce in the afternoon that's, to the eye at least, no different from the normal volatility you see after bad news

Hop in line, everyone?

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deohenge.bsky.social•6 days ago

I hate them, but in an amusing way it was a half-decent attempt to get The Don's base to bump Tesla a bit. Anyone who hates Napo-Elon and was boycotting Tesla already isn't the target audience, and the fact that those two practically share a bed isn't in dispute for anyone anywhere at this point.

proofofburden.bsky.social•6 days ago

Several people have interpreted this as showing Trump helping Musk, and no, it says there is no juice there! That couple of points is just market gravity---even a dead cat will bounce if you drop it!

optimistinbeta.bsky.social•6 days ago

Oops - I guess he forgot to *checks notes* follow the law.

countdeathtoll.bsky.social•6 days ago

He didn't even come close to hitting the loss offset number you mentioned. Here's hoping he gets shitstomped today.

cyneheard.bsky.social•6 days ago

"POTUS literally endorses your product" should be worth a lot more than 2%...the day after you dropped 15%.

mutantmell.net•6 days ago

It’s basically indistinguishable from the other slight gains that have occurred in the past month. No evidence it did anything at all.

palkyrie.bsky.social•6 days ago

Just wondering how much $TSLA insiders sell on this bump...

groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social•6 days ago

and like we're saying this AFTER their board chair dumped $33M and their CFO $1.7M this past weekend

palkyrie.bsky.social•6 days ago

this is a completely normal whale pay no mind to this whale

groverhaustenbosch.bsky.social•6 days ago

oh i meant, they SOLD that much of their stock lol

mindy103.bsky.social•6 days ago

I suspect his cronies trying to bail him out. But Tesla is done - the brand has been trashed by no one but Elon. Capitalists don’t make good dictators as they need consumers.

hamalisk.bsky.social•6 days ago

TSLA is going to get cooked and fried in April when they release their Q1 report. The collapse is inevitable.

ibnorfolk.bsky.social•6 days ago

Do you think a word of it will be believable? Will the accountants be bought off? They wouldn’t be the first company to do it….

hamalisk.bsky.social•6 days ago

They can try to but much of the sales data is verifiable by public data (the same data already showing the collapse of sales in Europe etc) so faking the numbers will only make the situation worse.

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