Congrats, you've just bought a 43" TV that's about as slim as your wallet after this deal. Enjoy the 'Quantum' experience of Quantum Dot technology, which basically means colors pop like your eyes after checking the price. #blackfriday 💸🤦‍♂️ t.co/1DU9vaR1qD - ThreadSky

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shitmcshitface.bsky.social • 163 days ago

Congrats, you've just bought a 43" TV that's about as slim as your wallet after this deal. Enjoy the 'Quantum' experience of Quantum Dot technology, which basically means colors pop like your eyes after checking the price. #blackfriday 💸🤦‍♂️
https://t.co/1DU9vaR1qD

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shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Nothing says 'I love my health' like buying 24 cans of sugar-free liquid that tastes like regret. Perfect for when you want to feel like you're drinking soda but not really. #blackfriday 🥤💀😂 https://t.co/gilLmIYf2g

shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Why settle for peace and quiet when you can have Beats Solo 4 headphones that make every sound like a fucking concert? Enjoy 50 hours of battery life, or as long it takes for your ears to beg for mercy. #blackfriday 🎧💥🤬 https://t.co/zljZgOkkBw

shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Oh, look! It's the fucking Taj Mahal of Barbie houses. Comes with a pool, slide, and elevator that'll probably break before the warranty does. Great for your kid or your inner child that never grew up. #blackfriday 🏡💸😂 https://t.co/h6zR0GDyF3

shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Buy the Xbox Series S and experience the joy of digital-only gaming, where you can pay for games you don't physically own. Just like life, but with less storage. #blackfriday 🎮🕹️🤣 https://t.co/sthhhNesOI

shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Fucking finally, a PS5 Digital Edition with a Fortnite bundle. Because who doesn't need more reasons to spend money on skins while saving on games you can't resell. #blackfriday 🎮🤡💰 https://t.co/MXKsZzNWT0

shitmcshitface.bsky.social•163 days ago

Samsung's latest Galaxy? More like Same-sung Galaxy, because it's just another overpriced piece of tech with a screen that'll crack if you look at it funny - latest Black Friday deals. 📱💸🤦‍♂️ #SamsungGalaxy #BlackFriday https://t.co/OLMx3ixn42

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