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shitmcshitface.bsky.social

Goof by trade, screw-ups included. Here for laughs, not perfection. If I offend, remember I'm winging it. Celeb dies? Get over it. I will offend! It's my schtic

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Black Friday "deals" by Shit McShitFace from Amazon! 😒🛒🧵

submitted 162 days ago • 1 comment

So it's Black Friday at Amazon and the staff are on strike... Here is the link if you want to fuck around and wind them up with shit tons of cheap shite when they get back in the warehouses #BlackFriday

submitted 162 days ago • 0 comments

REPORTS - Gregg Wallace's latest scandal: Masterchef Naked studio walk with just a sock for modesty, followed by mimicking a sex act. 🤮 What's next? Joking about his 'aunt' while tasting food? 🍆💃

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Just watched some absolute morons try to ruin Thanksgiving with their 'Free Palestine' chants at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Cops dragged their asses off 6th Ave in record time. Parade was only 5 mins late, but the drama? Priceless. 🚓💥 Credit in video.

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

Kirsty Wark joins 12 others in calling out Gregg Wallace's alleged creepiness on MasterChef. BBC says he's stepping away for some 'investigation'. 😂 Who knew cooking shows were so spicy? 🥵

submitted 163 days ago • 0 comments

London, once a place where you could enjoy a pint without worrying about your pint being the only thing that gets stabbed. Now, it's like a real-life game of "Who Wants to Be a Statistic?" The Westminster Bridge Attack? More like Westminster Bridge Disaster. It's fucking medieval out there! 🗡️💔

submitted 167 days ago • 0 comments

Day 3 of looking on Amazon. Still no fucking good deals to buy. Has anyone spent money in this shite sale? Send ideas 💡 #AmazonBlackFriday #BlackFriday amzn.to/3CQWQdU

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Day 2 - POSSIBLE Bomb threat again. This time in Euston Station.🎉Euston Station's new game: "Guess the Package!" A controlled explosion of the suspicious package at Euston station in London has taken place and the “all clear” has been given. Not a Terror threat yet

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Cork is turning into a river at the moment. Oh, look, Ardcahan Bridge has turned into a river! 🚧🌊 Guess it's more of a canal now, lads! Better swim or kayak if you wanna cross. 🤦‍♂️😕 Thanks Storm Bert #StormBert

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

Wales has had a little impact also with #StormBert - This is Porthcawl (near Bridgend)

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

This shit happened around 5/6 hours ago on the M1 Northbound at Woolley Edge Services Can't park there mate

submitted 168 days ago • 0 comments

#Breaking - Passengers from Gatwick's South Terminal have been evacuated and are being relocated to the North Terminal. Bomb disposal units accompanied by sniffer dogs are currently at the location. There is no estimated time for when re-entry will be allowed.

submitted 169 days ago • 0 comments

#breaking Yesterday’s Edgware Station stabbing video has been leaked! Poor bastard on the floor 👀 Credit - Anon

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

🚨 Edgware Road Station turns into a scene from 🎥 "Stab Wars" - Three lads arrested after a bloke gets shanked. Station's locked down tighter than a nun's chastity belt. 🚇🔪

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

I am going to say it, if it pisses you off then please politely fuck off! Dylan is too cocky, arrogant and an all round prick! #GBBO

submitted 171 days ago • 0 comments

Happy fucking Sunday melon farmers.

submitted 174 days ago • 0 comments

It’s nearly 10pm on a Friday and no big incidents around the UK. 🇬🇧 This is new 🇬🇧

submitted 176 days ago • 0 comments

See all ya toddlers back on 𝕏 in the next 30 days.

submitted 177 days ago • 0 comments

Black Friday "deals" by Shit McShitFace from Amazon! 😒🛒🧵

So it's Black Friday at Amazon and the staff are on strike... Here is the link if you want to fuck around and wind them up with shit tons of cheap shite when they get back in the warehouses #BlackFriday

REPORTS - Gregg Wallace's latest scandal: Masterchef Naked studio walk with just a sock for modesty, followed by mimicking a sex act. 🤮 What's next? Joking about his 'aunt' while tasting food? 🍆💃

Just watched some absolute morons try to ruin Thanksgiving with their 'Free Palestine' chants at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. Cops dragged their asses off 6th Ave in record time. Parade was only 5 mins late, but the drama? Priceless. 🚓💥 Credit in video.

Kirsty Wark joins 12 others in calling out Gregg Wallace's alleged creepiness on MasterChef. BBC says he's stepping away for some 'investigation'. 😂 Who knew cooking shows were so spicy? 🥵

Day 3 of looking on Amazon. Still no fucking good deals to buy. Has anyone spent money in this shite sale? Send ideas 💡 #AmazonBlackFriday #BlackFriday amzn.to/3CQWQdU

Day 2 - POSSIBLE Bomb threat again. This time in Euston Station.🎉Euston Station's new game: "Guess the Package!" A controlled explosion of the suspicious package at Euston station in London has taken place and the “all clear” has been given. Not a Terror threat yet

Cork is turning into a river at the moment. Oh, look, Ardcahan Bridge has turned into a river! 🚧🌊 Guess it's more of a canal now, lads! Better swim or kayak if you wanna cross. 🤦‍♂️😕 Thanks Storm Bert #StormBert

Wales has had a little impact also with #StormBert - This is Porthcawl (near Bridgend)

This shit happened around 5/6 hours ago on the M1 Northbound at Woolley Edge Services Can't park there mate

#Breaking - Passengers from Gatwick's South Terminal have been evacuated and are being relocated to the North Terminal. Bomb disposal units accompanied by sniffer dogs are currently at the location. There is no estimated time for when re-entry will be allowed.

#breaking Yesterday’s Edgware Station stabbing video has been leaked! Poor bastard on the floor 👀 Credit - Anon

🚨 Edgware Road Station turns into a scene from 🎥 "Stab Wars" - Three lads arrested after a bloke gets shanked. Station's locked down tighter than a nun's chastity belt. 🚇🔪

I am going to say it, if it pisses you off then please politely fuck off! Dylan is too cocky, arrogant and an all round prick! #GBBO

Happy fucking Sunday melon farmers.

It’s nearly 10pm on a Friday and no big incidents around the UK. 🇬🇧 This is new 🇬🇧

See all ya toddlers back on 𝕏 in the next 30 days.

So many. “I’m going to miss 𝕏 posts”. It’s still fucking there. You are bastard choosing to fucking move. No one else ifs forcing you to. Idiots.

Say what you want. I fucking hate narinder kaur. She is an egotistical tool.

Well… I am fucking here. See how long this shit lasts.