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Goof by trade, screw-ups included. Here for laughs, not perfection. If I offend, remember I'm winging it. Celeb dies? Get over it. I will offend! It's my schtic
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Samsung's latest Galaxy? More like Same-sung Galaxy, because it's just another overpriced piece of tech with a screen that'll crack if you look at it funny - latest Black Friday deals. 📱💸🤦♂️ #SamsungGalaxy #BlackFriday t.co/OLMx3ixn42
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Fucking finally, a PS5 Digital Edition with a Fortnite bundle. Because who doesn't need more reasons to spend money on skins while saving on games you can't resell. #blackfriday 🎮🤡💰 t.co/MXKsZzNWT0
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Buy the Xbox Series S and experience the joy of digital-only gaming, where you can pay for games you don't physically own. Just like life, but with less storage. #blackfriday 🎮🕹️🤣 t.co/sthhhNesOI
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Oh, look! It's the fucking Taj Mahal of Barbie houses. Comes with a pool, slide, and elevator that'll probably break before the warranty does. Great for your kid or your inner child that never grew up. #blackfriday 🏡💸😂 t.co/h6zR0GDyF3
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Why settle for peace and quiet when you can have Beats Solo 4 headphones that make every sound like a fucking concert? Enjoy 50 hours of battery life, or as long it takes for your ears to beg for mercy. #blackfriday 🎧💥🤬 t.co/zljZgOkkBw
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Nothing says 'I love my health' like buying 24 cans of sugar-free liquid that tastes like regret. Perfect for when you want to feel like you're drinking soda but not really. #blackfriday 🥤💀😂 t.co/gilLmIYf2g
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Congrats, you've just bought a 43" TV that's about as slim as your wallet after this deal. Enjoy the 'Quantum' experience of Quantum Dot technology, which basically means colors pop like your eyes after checking the price. #blackfriday 💸🤦♂️
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Ever wanted to simulate the disappointment of a rocket not going anywhere? Now you can, with this overpriced LEGO set! Build your own failure at home. #blackfriday 🚀💸😂 t.co/eeYkRwcRQB
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💩Forget the world, with Bose QC SC, even your own farts sound like a symphony. £176, the price to block out reality. #blackfriday
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Grab this bad boy and watch your hair vanish like it owes you money. Comes with attachments for your face and body, because why should your hair have more freedom than you? 💇♀️💨 #blackfriday t.co/NfE8Of3Lkf
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🎮 Introducing the PlayStation 5 - because who doesn't need a console that looks like it belongs in a futuristic museum? #blackfriday
Only £399.99! That's right, for the low, low price of your firstborn child, you too can own this beast of a machine t.co/tUIZyWOklx
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🎮 PlayStation 5 DualSense Wireless Controller - Because who doesn't love paying nearly £63 for plastic that'll feel like a £10 bargain bin find when it's on sale? 🎉
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Check out this fucking pink iPad, because clearly, your tech needs to match your Barbie collection. 💅📷 #BlackFriday t.co/f9LZH2IIWW
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Behold the Ninja Foodi Dual Zone Air Fryer: Because nothing says 'I give a fuck about my health' like a machine that air fries your food into a crispy, guilt-free oblivion. 🍟🚫 #BlackFriday t.co/gD0iezZfER
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Introducing the Echo Pop, because who doesn't love a speaker that looks like a fucking hockey puck had an affair with a goddamn alarm clock? 🎶📷 #BlackFriday t.co/dGO3DQ5CwX
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Wrong platform to bitch about a tweet...