to be honest, I’ve gone down on women longer than Katy Perry was in space - ThreadSky

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juno.bsky.social • 7 days ago

to be honest, I’ve gone down on women longer than Katy Perry was in space

One of you did something heroic/a net positive for humanity, the other is Katy Perry

based as fuck

What's fascinating is I also find this subject more interesting than Katie Perry in space. 🤔

This would be a different conversation if she had stayed there.

Because then we'd be talking just about oral sex.

Ugh, you're gonna make me look up the details of the space tourism to see if I can high five you.

TEN MINUTES? I've gone down on MYSELF longer than that! I've gone down on ICE CREAM CONES longer than that! THIS is what they're bragging about?

yeah and it was more spiritually fulfilling too

*spit take*

Omg phenomenal post 🤣

You clearly have the right stuff.

11 minutes? i should hope so!

an hour is my minimum

banger

also do we actually know if their capsule launched or did they just get Bodoni'd

that's one for all my Ray Bradbury fans out there

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