Touch grass? No way man, that shit's made of blades - I'm gonna fight grass - ThreadSky

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damnitjanet.bsky.social • 6 days ago

Touch grass? No way man, that shit's made of blades - I'm gonna fight grass

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walruslifestyle.bsky.social•6 days ago

gmta https://bsky.app/profile/walruslifestyle.bsky.social/post/3lpd7flshas2n

damnitjanet.bsky.social•6 days ago

Haha- no shit! 😅

gyrfalcon05.bsky.social•6 days ago

broke: mowing the lawn with a gas mower

woke: mowing the lawn with an electric or push mower

bespoke: mowing the lawn with your favorite sword

droctorock.bsky.social•1 day ago

scythes are basically special grass fighting swords

they're actually kind of fun to use, plus if you regularly scythe your lawn you will get super fit

drdudley.bsky.social•6 days ago

Scissors, my friend. I've never been satisfied with sworded lawns.

gyrfalcon05.bsky.social•6 days ago

in my book scissors are just two very small swords, hence a pair of scissors

drdudley.bsky.social•6 days ago

Where can I get a copy of your book?

amancera76.bsky.social•6 days ago

The OG bladerunner

jwalker.bsky.social•5 days ago

Kick some grass.

donfordvoice.bsky.social•5 days ago

If you think about it, a weedwhacker is just a motorized scythe.

lightwavers.bsky.social•3 days ago

*spears you with my claws*

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