I have a job. But also don't have a job. I turn up at the office every day, always on time, ready to work. Except there's no work for me. And yes, I do ask for something to do. I basically get paid over £44k to sit at a desk scrolling through social media & watching Netflix.
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I saw a guy do this for two years before he was "let go".
My next in line boss admitted he had no idea what I did and I wasn't about to put my hand up to do anyone else's shit work.
Resigned and employer wouldn’t reduce my notice (fair enough), wouldn’t put me on gardening leave and gave me zero work.
So for three months I played football manager on their time.