As a Morrissey-obsessed teenager, I read something Vic Reeves said about him collecting pre-war cutlery. I believed it and shoved an antique pickle fork through his letterbox. Morrissey will corroborate this. - ThreadSky

fesshole.bsky.social • 80 days ago

As a Morrissey-obsessed teenager, I read something Vic Reeves said about him collecting pre-war cutlery. I believed it and shoved an antique pickle fork through his letterbox. Morrissey will corroborate this.

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st0opid.bsky.social•80 days ago

Some forks are bigger than others.

phorenzik.bsky.social•80 days ago

Probably only collects cutlery from the Reich era now.

philheppenstall.bsky.social•80 days ago

Are you sure he meant actual Morrissey or his puppet “Morrissey the consumer monkey”?

russellhorton.bsky.social•80 days ago

At least it wasn’t a steak knife

drpaddysmith.bsky.social•80 days ago

This reads much more like Vic Reeves than Morrissey. I'm imagining you having an epiphany about who you were really obsessed by.

spudonthetracks.bsky.social•80 days ago

Should’ve shoved it up his arse!

mojonaut.bsky.social•80 days ago

Corroboration would require actual communication with Morrissey, and no-one wants to do that.

nstrangeways.bsky.social•80 days ago

@lidsbass.bsky.social this you?

lidsbass.bsky.social•80 days ago

Heh 😅

It is the type of thing I'd do to be fair 😅

nstrangeways.bsky.social•80 days ago

I had a neighbour called Crazy Brenda who once posted a Rick Astley CD through my door.

lidsbass.bsky.social•80 days ago

I'd have moved to get away from her

nstrangeways.bsky.social•80 days ago

She moved after she had a screeching fight with her wheeley bin in the street, and I called her social worker. Bless her. It's never dull on my estate!

lidsbass.bsky.social•80 days ago

Never wish for a dull life!

lidsbass.bsky.social•80 days ago

😅😅