I got the word "heartless" tattooed across my chest when I was 19 and drunk in Vietnam. Since then, no romantic situation with a woman has survived me taking off my shirt. - ThreadSky

fesshole.bsky.social • 39 days ago

I got the word "heartless" tattooed across my chest when I was 19 and drunk in Vietnam. Since then, no romantic situation with a woman has survived me taking off my shirt.

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elliot500.bsky.social•39 days ago

It can easily be changed to Beardless. Then it'll provoke conversation, but you'll need a bloody good story for that!

kermi.bsky.social•39 days ago

Same but I don’t have a chest tattoo

velysia.bsky.social•39 days ago

pvg.co.uk•39 days ago

Can you not just get it changed to "fartless"?

t4eurbangoose.bsky.social•38 days ago

I was going to get a neck tattoo, but ended up getting a chest tattoo instead.

I'll have to work up to it.

tweetivid.bsky.social•39 days ago

darthmarmalade.bsky.social•38 days ago

And with a man?

robuptonmusic.bsky.social•39 days ago

I hope this is a Converge reference

seanapwilliam.bsky.social•39 days ago

Just Platoonic relationships for you then? 😞

jimmeruk.bsky.social•39 days ago

Get it altered so it read “shirtless”.

fry.design•39 days ago

this is so good that I might just get one myself

justhere4coffee.bsky.social•39 days ago

Gee, if only there was a way to forewarn her of the tattoo, so you could soften the blow... No, that's got to be impossible.

justhere4coffee.bsky.social•39 days ago

Like, this does actually work. I have things I've worried about spoiling a possible relationship, so I actually mention them before uncovering them and causing surprise. It's remarkably effective.