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as JugEars has formally invited Drumpf to the UK to stay in a castle,let's hope the convicted rapist gets the reception he deserves if he sets foot in Scotland. which of course he should not be able to do😞🤬

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Unbelievable. Donald Trump has been invited to a state visit to the UK. We should not be rolling out the red carpet to celebrate this man. Agree? Add your name to the petition today: you.38degrees.org.uk/petitions/no...

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I once met Ronnie Corbett and couldn't get over how small he was in real life. When I told him this, he told me to fuck off. I was gutted at the time but with hindsight it was a reasonable response from the little fella.

submitted 29 days ago • 27 comments

Used money from a bonus to build my dream of a two person shower. It turns out that watching each other actually get ourselves clean is much less sexy than I had imagined. I'm glad my husband washes properly but I now know I don't need to see it happen.

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⛪ Ultimate Church ⛪

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Most of Ed Sheeran's lyrically abysmal songs are basically the result of him not believing his luck that any woman would want to shag a ginger bloke. And frankly, if he fucks like he writes, hats off to any gold diggers prepared to munch on his tangerine candyfloss.

submitted 31 days ago • 11 comments

A European warning for the American tech bros 🔥

submitted 38 days ago • 3 comments

Stone Cold Jane Austen

submitted 37 days ago • 23 comments

JOIN: USEFUL TIPS | LIFEHACKS💡

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Well, that was satisfying. I just denied someone a easy $25K+ sales commission because he posted "Bye Bye to Joe and the Ho". I'll go find someone else.

submitted 41 days ago • 12 comments

For reference

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SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

submitted 40 days ago • 941 comments

A linguistics professor was lecturing his class. "In English, a double negative is a positive. In some languages, like Russian, a double negative is still a negative. But, there is no language wherein a double positive can be a negative." A voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right."

submitted 40 days ago • 203 comments

Who made this 🤣

submitted 41 days ago • 714 comments

Today and every day and all the days.

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This is how we do it.

submitted 40 days ago • 0 comments

A wee bit of Ramones

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Toilet manufacturers, could you please create some form of soundproofing in your bowls? I'm sick of hearing my hubby's amplified arse trumpet echoing through the floorboards. Thanks.

submitted 59 days ago • 7 comments

I like to feed my dog Mini Cheddars and pretend I'm a priest giving the body of Christ at communion. She likes the smokey BBQ best. Amen.

submitted 59 days ago • 14 comments

If Dexter taught us anything its that everyone would be absolutely fine with a serial killer roaming the streets as long as they're only killing people that deserved it

submitted 59 days ago • 4 comments

The follow up to Heroes was not a success Artist: Octo https://b3ta.com/board/11414276 From the 'Band's Worst Album' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/bandsworstalbum/popular/ #BandsWorstAlbum

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I pulled over onto the hard shoulder. Then I went down the embankment, lowered my trousers, and squatted to do a huge, watery diarrhoea. When done I attempted to climb the embankment again, which was wet, but slipped and slid all the way back down right into my shit.

submitted 59 days ago • 16 comments

For any Sex Pistols fans at a loose end on Saturday afternoon in Glasgow.

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So apparently the mega churches in Texas put on some insane Christmas shows and that’s cool but can we at least get them to pay some taxes for crying out loud….who needs these monstrosities

submitted 74 days ago • 1673 comments

A list of the number of chromosomes of ten different organisms… Fruit fly = 8 Housefly = 12 Snail = 24 Frog = 26 American badger = 32 Red fox = 34 Cat = 38 Dolphin = 44 Human = 46 Pineapple = 50 * I, for one, welcome our future pineapple overlords