I'm an impressive grower. However, when I die I always fear the mortician will just see my shrivelled mushroom not the full thing. - ThreadSky

fesshole.bsky.social • 28 days ago

I'm an impressive grower. However, when I die I always fear the mortician will just see my shrivelled mushroom not the full thing.

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phatwetmother.bsky.social•27 days ago

Has anyone told a stiffy joke yet? (Yes, Rik has)

macphoenix.bsky.social•27 days ago

I suspect all biological males have this fear.

markbridgman.bsky.social•28 days ago

🎶 oh it seems to me, you should live your life, wearin’ a securely fastened cockring 🎶

geordiecalgar.bsky.social•28 days ago

Hard luck, pal

russellhorton.bsky.social•28 days ago

Why would a mortician be interested in where you grow mushrooms?

ukcougar.bsky.social•28 days ago

Perhaps he's a fun guy?

bee-moh.bsky.social•28 days ago

something something stiff something oh I can't be bothered

anguilline.bsky.social•28 days ago

mortician don't have to give your eulogy nor f$@k you. Not getting the fear here

dijond.bsky.social•28 days ago

Depends how frisky he is.

heinousone.bsky.social•28 days ago

Seriously, he doesn't care.
Not at all.

erisven.bsky.social•27 days ago

Maybe you could read his blog, “I was so upset about seeing a small dick at work today”
But fortunately, you’ll be dead.

villain57.bsky.social•27 days ago

Death is the ultimate leveller

dragonmonster.bsky.social•27 days ago

Make sure your body is found weeks after your death during a sweltering heat, and the bloating will ensure no embarrassment.

ifihadahifi.bsky.social•28 days ago

Not a clue.

colinfry.bsky.social•27 days ago

That’s a shit-take

lardarse.bsky.social•27 days ago

I suppose it depends on how you die. Make every moment count.

tedious-search.bsky.social•27 days ago

Weekend at Bernie’s springs to mind

andrewishere.bsky.social•27 days ago

Set out on a mission to bang every mortician in the area. Then they’ll know.

timothygriff.in•27 days ago

A flawless plan!

andrewishere.bsky.social•27 days ago

Indeed, although plenty of stiff competition.

dynomot.bsky.social•27 days ago

Yeah something tells me the mortician won't care and you won't be able to. You'll just be one dull Tuesday afternoon at work.

geniusavant.bsky.social•27 days ago

100% the mortician’s gonna shag your widow with that info.

jamestimlin8.bsky.social•27 days ago

Did some work with cadavers at uni, they ALL shrivel up. Chill.

gizmotron.bsky.social•27 days ago

sirstefan.bsky.social•27 days ago

Just put something in your will instructing it the funeral home to ensure it is presented at full volume

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