My wife and I didn't live together before we got married. If I had known that she leaves loads of toast crumbs in the butter I doubt I would have proposed. It's inconsiderate, I get her back by offering to make her a sandwich and redistributing them to her on that. - ThreadSky

fesshole.bsky.social • 91 days ago

My wife and I didn't live together before we got married. If I had known that she leaves loads of toast crumbs in the butter I doubt I would have proposed. It's inconsiderate, I get her back by offering to make her a sandwich and redistributing them to her on that.

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oneordinarydad.bsky.social•91 days ago

Are you “manspreading” how she should eat her sandwich?

doughplanet.bsky.social•91 days ago

How is that getting her back? You’re just furtively giving her back the bread

kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

You can at least take comfort in your compatibility regarding animal cruelty, given that your toast spread preference is of greater value to you both than the very life of a pregnant cow or a baby cow.

scrap-iron.bsky.social•91 days ago

Didcot Premier Inn serve their butter in little individual pats. This unique service from one of the UK's most premier Premier Inn inn's might just save your marriage.

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kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

But it won't save baby cows and pregnant cows — it will in fact ensure their needless suffering and death. Fortunately we have the ability to choose non-dairy butters to spread on our toast.

scrap-iron.bsky.social•91 days ago

My wife and I didn't live together before we got married. If I had known that she leaves loads of toast crumbs in the margarine I doubt I would have proposed. It's inconsiderate, I get her back by offering to make her a sandwich and redistributing them to her on that.

kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

Appreciate the intent, but most margarine still causes the suffering and death of pregnant cows and baby cows.

scrap-iron.bsky.social•91 days ago

Didcot Premier Inn serve their margrine in little individual pats. This unique service from one of the UK's most premier Premier Inn inn's might just save your marriage.

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kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

Most margarine doesn't avoid the suffering and death of pregnant cows and baby cows. You need a plantbased/vegan butter for that. Good ones are easily available in supermarkets, thankfully.

scrap-iron.bsky.social•91 days ago

Like this one in my fridge?

erisven.bsky.social•91 days ago

I thought everyone had 4 butters?
One for toast.
One for sandwiches.
One for baking.
One for I can’t believe he’s this petty.

smithwba.bsky.social•91 days ago

It's the little things . . .

velysia.bsky.social•91 days ago

A simple solution would be to both have your own tub of butter, marriage saved!

kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

While a solution for the needless suffering and death of animals would be to choose non-dairy butter to spread on the toast — pregnant cows and baby cows saved!

stutay.bsky.social•91 days ago

Redistributing them back to the sandwich is the whole point, that's not "getting her back", that's just going with the flow & not worrying about crumbs left in butter, it's all just bread, you're about to eat bread 🤣

thomaslennonirl.bsky.social•76 days ago

Equally as bad is when someone puts a jammy knife into the butter.

colinfry.bsky.social•91 days ago

You vowed "for butter or for worse" when you married

kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

Butter is always worse for the pregnant cows and baby cows who are necessarily killed in its production process

colinfry.bsky.social•91 days ago

I'm more concerned for the vegans who don't have a life 🙄

kevinveegan.bsky.social•91 days ago

I don't speak for all vegans, but I certainly have a life. The pregnant and baby animals who are killed for people's toast spread preferences, however — they literally do not have a life.

markhillen.bsky.social•89 days ago

Feels like it’s a vegan bot, looking through his other skeets.

kevinveegan.bsky.social•89 days ago

Man I wish I could get a bot to do this shit for me. If you go on twitter (I don't recommend this), you'll see me (same account name as here) writing similar stuff for the last nearly-decade. I'm unapologetically committed to speaking up for abused animals in the face of widespread indifference.

markhillen.bsky.social•89 days ago

If so, then you should code the bot and get a lot of your life back. Keyboard activism is usually very, very low in its impact, unless you’re a “celebrity”.

plsdoitbetter.bsky.social•89 days ago

Kinda dehumanizing to call someone a bot eh

kevinveegan.bsky.social•89 days ago

It's so much easier for them to write me off as a bot than it is for them to confront their complicity in avoidable animal cruelty

kingbeastie.bsky.social•91 days ago

My wife does loads of little things that annoy the fuck out of me. But I can guarantee I'm worse and annoy her more.
Deal with it. Buy your own fuckin butter or something.

kingbeastie.bsky.social•91 days ago

I had to leave the 'g' off, I'm sure "fucking butter" is something else entirely.