As I get into bed naked after having a piss I wipe the end of my knob on the duvet cover so if my wife has a feel she won't feel a piss drop and spoil the mood.
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Oh no, I'm wheeze cry laughing just revisiting that thread. It must be on a par with the "Veet for Men" and "Sugar-free Gummi Bears" Amazon reviews....
Dear god man... toilet paper, a proper shake on the way back, a fucking HANDKERCHIEF. ANYTHING else than the fucking duvet cover.
The mood's gonna REALLY spoil when she finds the duvet has a PISS CORNER.
you misunderstand - it is not a gender comparison of any kind. happily, our sheets and/or duvet covers get more than accidental drips of urine on them many nights, and it turns out they can be washed!
i'm sorry, are you really saying you don't use a towel or some such that doesnt instantly adhere to things in a way that required surgery to separate like tp does?
like, am i talking about this rn? you tell me why there isn't tp next to men's urinals...
A reddit post taught me that's due to the urethra having a low spot where that last drop resides. You can empty the tube fully by putting two fingers behind your balls and gently pushing upwards, straightening it out. Give it a try.
No. No no no no no. To dry the piss drop yes. To wipe your arse, no. It is to dry your arse after washing. Not to clean it.
If you got shit on your hands what would you do?
Same thing.
Yes, I was every time after. If you have a healthy diet, you need to shit once a day. You can regularise this (barring illness) to a time of your choosing, when you know you'll be at home, where your shower unit has a head that means you can clean properly afterwards.
2-3 times a day through to 3 times a week is normal. I'm towards the former end. Furthermore life is too short to be such a shitnazi that I spend weeks 'training my arse' to only shit at 6pm.
Toilet paper gets you to a perfectly acceptable level of cleanliness, if you avoid any surprise rimming.
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Wipe it on the blanket, perhaps she'll wank it.
Wash it in the sink. At least you're safe knowing it's clean water dripping then.
https://www.mumsnet.com/talk/mumsnet_classics/1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis
The mood's gonna REALLY spoil when she finds the duvet has a PISS CORNER.
Thank you.
like, am i talking about this rn? you tell me why there isn't tp next to men's urinals...
This is genuine advice and not a pisspost.
If you got shit on your hands what would you do?
Same thing.
You wash your arse every time you've had a shit? Every time? How about a fart? Was that you I saw squatting in the sink at the Odeon the other day?
Toilet paper gets you to a perfectly acceptable level of cleanliness, if you avoid any surprise rimming.
Fucking weirdo.