Family were confused how my girlfriend and I only had pictures of our holiday in Mexico at the airport. We had accidently booked a swingers resort where phones weren't allowed for obvious reasons.
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Are swingers still anonymous? I'm sure they're on tv every other week, you can't go round Sainsbury's without some bored middle aged couple brandishing an inverted pineapple with a knowing wink, and don't get me started on pampas grass gardens! They may as well just leave the door ajar!
Waiting for a Fess along the lines of "Deliberately booked a swingers holiday in Mexico because my boyfriend's tiny cock doesn't fulfil my needs, and he still thinks it was a mistake."
Took my bird to the Mexican sun
By 'mistake' had some wife swapping fun
While I'm ok being a swinger
All I pulled was a minger
So our snaps are of terminal one.
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Can any of you swingers explain?
Hence the saying "Never trust a swinger, because they don't"?
By 'mistake' had some wife swapping fun
While I'm ok being a swinger
All I pulled was a minger
So our snaps are of terminal one.
Sure, OP. Sure.