"It's going to be tough but I'm going to stick to this diet. The Faust starts tomorrow." Neighbour: "You mean fast?" "...one second." *phones Mephistopheles* "...pick up. Pick up. Pick up! F%~k!" - ThreadSky

reallavender.bsky.social • 62 days ago

"It's going to be tough but I'm going to stick to this diet. The Faust starts tomorrow."

Neighbour: "You mean fast?"

"...one second."
*phones Mephistopheles*
"...pick up. Pick up. Pick up! F%~k!"