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The White House's official stance is "well what was Ukraine wearing?"

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Imagine opening up a history book and seeing this.

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The ultimate "this could have been an email."

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#Ontario

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The bruise on his hand clearly means someone found and destroyed a horcrux. Someone take a sledgehammer to that golden toilet in trump tower and we'll almost be rid of him.

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Of the hundreds of DVDs/Blu rays I own, Hot Rod and Grandma's Boy are probably the two that I'm most glad to own.

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Can't wait for Trump to deny that Canada won and try to stage a coup during the trophy ceremony. #4Nations

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The high ground but on Hoth. #StarWars

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The City of Philadelphia right now. #SuperBowl #Eagles

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Is Tom Cruise catching a TD an available prop bet? #SuperBowl

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Team Fluff's missed field goal is ruining my Puppy Bowl parlay. #SuperBowl

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America waking up in a week to check on its money Apartheid Clyde:

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America is being run by the two dumbest kids in the class and one of them doesn't even go to that school.

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Look at the poor, sweet faces of Americans that will be hurt by Canadians not buying orange juice as a response to tariffs. It's heartbreaking.

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America used to be THE country for supporting coups around the world. Now they're sitting back and making snide remarks while their own country goes through one.

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Tonight's movie picks! Walk Hard: A movie about a movie about a musician. Tristram Shandy: A movie about the making of a movie about a book that you'd never be able to make into a movie. #movies

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The Trump White House is nazi-free. Sorry, misread that. Free admission for nazis at the Trump White House.

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At this point I hope America does try to invade Canada because I wouldn't mind fighting these Nazis right about now.

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I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Apartheid Clyde is a nazi. Shocked, I say.

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What a week that was. #doggo

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"To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices."

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In honour of #WomanOfTheHour being a fantastic movie, here are #AnnaKendrick 's Dates with Death: A short history of Anna Kendrick's meals with murderers in movies. Mai Tai's in Woman of the Hour. Packed Lunch in The Accountant. Hot Dogs in Mr. Right.

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"It's going to be tough but I'm going to stick to this diet. The Faust starts tomorrow." Neighbour: "You mean fast?" "...one second." phones Mephistopheles "...pick up. Pick up. Pick up! F%~k!"

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Drinking and/or eating while watching #CunkOnLife is dangerous. "What the f%&k is this?"😂

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Cleaning up and found this 1991 Baseball Digest on #RickeyHenderson

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Elon at every meeting for the rest of his life.

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With "The Adjuster" taking out that CEO, all I can think of is the SNL where they find the lost ending to It's a Wonderful Life, where Potter gets caught taking the money. youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A?...

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Events I've been at that shook stadiums to the point that the deck bounced? 2: Wrestlemania 18 (Hogan vs Rock) and Taylor Swift. Flawless concerts I've seen that were over 3 hours long? 2: Ozzy (3 hours) and #TaylorSwift (3.5 hours). She is unbeatable as a performer.

The White House's official stance is "well what was Ukraine wearing?"

Imagine opening up a history book and seeing this.

The ultimate "this could have been an email."

#Ontario

The bruise on his hand clearly means someone found and destroyed a horcrux. Someone take a sledgehammer to that golden toilet in trump tower and we'll almost be rid of him.

Of the hundreds of DVDs/Blu rays I own, Hot Rod and Grandma's Boy are probably the two that I'm most glad to own.

Can't wait for Trump to deny that Canada won and try to stage a coup during the trophy ceremony. #4Nations

The high ground but on Hoth. #StarWars

The City of Philadelphia right now. #SuperBowl #Eagles

Is Tom Cruise catching a TD an available prop bet? #SuperBowl

Team Fluff's missed field goal is ruining my Puppy Bowl parlay. #SuperBowl

America waking up in a week to check on its money Apartheid Clyde:

America is being run by the two dumbest kids in the class and one of them doesn't even go to that school.

Look at the poor, sweet faces of Americans that will be hurt by Canadians not buying orange juice as a response to tariffs. It's heartbreaking.

America used to be THE country for supporting coups around the world. Now they're sitting back and making snide remarks while their own country goes through one.

Tonight's movie picks! Walk Hard: A movie about a movie about a musician. Tristram Shandy: A movie about the making of a movie about a book that you'd never be able to make into a movie. #movies

The Trump White House is nazi-free. Sorry, misread that. Free admission for nazis at the Trump White House.

At this point I hope America does try to invade Canada because I wouldn't mind fighting these Nazis right about now.

I'm shocked, SHOCKED, that Apartheid Clyde is a nazi. Shocked, I say.

What a week that was. #doggo

"To turn off, go to Settings > Apps > Photos on iOS and turn off Enhanced Visual Search. On Mac, open Photos and go to Settings > General to do the same. You must do it on each of your Apple devices."

In honour of #WomanOfTheHour being a fantastic movie, here are #AnnaKendrick 's Dates with Death: A short history of Anna Kendrick's meals with murderers in movies. Mai Tai's in Woman of the Hour. Packed Lunch in The Accountant. Hot Dogs in Mr. Right.

"It's going to be tough but I'm going to stick to this diet. The Faust starts tomorrow." Neighbour: "You mean fast?" "...one second." phones Mephistopheles "...pick up. Pick up. Pick up! F%~k!"

Drinking and/or eating while watching #CunkOnLife is dangerous. "What the f%&k is this?"😂

Cleaning up and found this 1991 Baseball Digest on #RickeyHenderson

Elon at every meeting for the rest of his life.

With "The Adjuster" taking out that CEO, all I can think of is the SNL where they find the lost ending to It's a Wonderful Life, where Potter gets caught taking the money. youtu.be/vw89o0afb2A?...

Events I've been at that shook stadiums to the point that the deck bounced? 2: Wrestlemania 18 (Hogan vs Rock) and Taylor Swift. Flawless concerts I've seen that were over 3 hours long? 2: Ozzy (3 hours) and #TaylorSwift (3.5 hours). She is unbeatable as a performer.

When you try to stay up past your bedtime. #dog

Signs of Fall