5'11'' is such an earnest, sincere height... you see I'm not the sort to round up by even one inch... I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living in a naughty world... - ThreadSky | a Reddit-style client for Bluesky

jpbrammer.bsky.social • 100 days ago

5'11'' is such an earnest, sincere height... you see I'm not the sort to round up by even one inch... I'm an honest man trying to make an honest living in a naughty world...

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yuzubee.bsky.social•100 days ago

I dated a 5’11 guy once, so as someone who’s 4’11 I know how tall it feels comparitively. One time at a bar in bushwick some guy claimed to be 5’11 and i was like “no you’re not” because he was def shorter and he got mad at me 😭

malaphor.bsky.social•100 days ago

It’s the most 5’8” coded height of them all

absintheofcolor.bsky.social•100 days ago

I used to be 5’11” until I got old and shrunk to 5’ 10 3/4” (sobbing)

thrashballs.bsky.social•100 days ago

I am 5'11 3/4" and have stated it as such. Someone said in response just to "round up" and I could not fathom doing so

blurryeyedbat.bsky.social•100 days ago

I am proudly salty of how if only I was a quarter of an inch taller I could just say 6 feet.

stopmakingsnes.bsky.social•100 days ago

Thank you for this beautiful statement regarding my culture

gromwall.bsky.social•100 days ago

You. Is. Beautiful.

shortblondeguy.bsky.social•100 days ago

In 5'4" so I'm a disgusting little person looking at all the men on the apps who are 5'11" who all say they are 7"+.

hitpausebutton.bsky.social•100 days ago

I like being 5'11". It means you get to reign over everyone else in the 5-foot range as a tyrant.

joehuiras.bsky.social•100 days ago

The 5' 11.5" will lord that half inch over you with their life

bobochimpan.bsky.social•100 days ago

I've already rounded up (honestly) to get to 5'11", the temptation to keep rounding is there but easy to resist

matthewdambrosio.bsky.social•100 days ago

You’re a good Christian

danny.page•100 days ago

We are modest and above average. A wonderful thing to be, in my humble opinion.

kaisten.bsky.social•100 days ago

in an era of misinformation, this is so important and brave