Tesla's nothing but a matchbook driving down the road. That spot that's charcoal and burnt on the road as you're driving, it's kind of like a bump. That's where a Tesla burnt to the ground. We see it more and more.
You just have believe 2 of his design engineers came to his with the plan for this abomination telling himβ we can call it a very high end truck and people will actually buy themβ they all laughed for 15 minutes and musk said go for it. Then they drive around thinking people are pointing he is richπ
I'm an EV enthusiast (Cadillac LYRIQ owner) and a never-Leon. The amount of bipartisan hate over this is epic, but right-wing social media is tripping over themselves about EV hate and Leon love and I'm here for all of that! π€
I mean if youβre in it youβre gonna die either way, enjoy owning the libs while you scrabble for the nonexistent and nonfunctional door handles tho
I wish they would build it. Then the U.S. Army wouldn't have to fight them, we could just sit back and watch all their equipment totally malfunction due to manufacturing glitches and software errors "brick" all of them
I'm sure they can do that remotely from Tesla Headquarters.
There are computer viruses that can destruct your computer's hardware already so being able to hack the batteries to make em blow is probably quite simple.
That feature will be offered to finance companies and banks to insure you make payments on time. After 90 days delinquent accounts will see their vehicles self destruct. It will save them on repossession costs.
Emperor Elon will soon wield unlimited power. Vehicle owners that owe over $20000 will be arrested and forced to work off their debt in one of his factories or leased out as convict labor to other oligarchs to pad their bottom lines.
Now, Leon is using the tragedy to say that the design of the Cyberdumpster may have saved lives by helping to contain the explosion. That may be true, but WTF?
Ghoulish.
The apartheid idiot said the guy picked the wrong truck. I think he was really going for the optics. I guess the base is a little peaved they are being left out of the trump-musk wedding reception.
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There are computer viruses that can destruct your computer's hardware already so being able to hack the batteries to make em blow is probably quite simple.
In 2025, this is ridiculous.
My thoughts too.
It's like Trump. People were thinking, "Did he really say he wanted to buy Greenland, or was that a parody? We can't tell."
Ghoulish.