It’s the office Christmas Jumper day the week after next. I don’t own a Christmas jumper. Please send any suggestions of cool af Christmas jumpers so I trounce everyone with my superior style and fashion sense.
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I have three. Plus four Xmas cardis, and several Xmas t-shirts. I worked in education most of my life, so had enough for a different top each day. 🤔 I've also got Xmas knickers. 🤷
I've gone for darts team shirt. Ordered a 5xl because, Chinese sizes, and it's massive. More smock than shirt on me. But for £7 I can drop as much gravy on it as I want and not worry about ruining it. As far as I can tell, it's made from recycled carrier bags.
I have a red stussy t-shirt that I wear to any & every Christmas event, it's cool and no-one gets it which makes it even cooler in my view and it's from 2001 when stussy was cool and not a sell out brand
This one creates the annual talking point of “is Die Hard a Christmas Movie?”… just to clarify, YES IT IS!!!
And if you’re being annoyed or bored by people, you simply twirl around so they see the back as you head to the bar for another shot!! 😁
Go in wearing no jumper at all and when asked, claim you are wearing your Christmas jumper and you bought it from knitwear company that makes bespoke jumpers for fashionable folk like the king of Spain and also *an Emperor*.
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https://www.qwertee.com/shop/tees/nakatomi-party-88
https://www.lastexittonowhere.com/catalogue/ho-ho-ho_14931/
If he can't sort this one out, all is lost.
(I also do not own a Christmas jumper and never will)
And if you’re being annoyed or bored by people, you simply twirl around so they see the back as you head to the bar for another shot!! 😁