I can't quite put my finger on it, but it feels like something's off about the new ballots for the Battle River-Crowfoot byelection: Please indicate with an X which candidate you think will Bring It Home. 🔲 Pierre Poilievre 🔲 Pierre Poilievre 🔲 Pierre Poilievre 🔲 Pierre Poilievre - ThreadSky

mynamesnotgordy.bsky.social • 27 days ago

I can't quite put my finger on it, but it feels like something's off about the new ballots for the Battle River-Crowfoot byelection:

Please indicate with an X which candidate you think will Bring It Home.

🔲 Pierre Poilievre
🔲 Pierre Poilievre
🔲 Pierre Poilievre
🔲 Pierre Poilievre

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r58r58.bsky.social•27 days ago

seizetheeh.bsky.social•27 days ago

When the only way left to win is by making it impossible to lose. What a sorry-ass guy. 😂

frankenmuppet.bsky.social•27 days ago

If i Lived there, I'd write in Mark Carney 🤣

bunnyhopps.bsky.social•27 days ago

🤔 I’d write in the name of the guy who is stepping down, who I wouldn’t have voted for the first time.

whats-his-name.bsky.social•27 days ago

Someone needs to register 100 candidates, each with a slightly different spelling of Poillevrie

ganstapup.bsky.social•27 days ago

I hope it’s a long ballot with lots of other Pierres with French sounding names

urbansheople.bsky.social•27 days ago

On the bright side we chased him out of Ontario.

dmc1134.bsky.social•26 days ago

Disappointing Pierre isn’t adding 90 other names as he did in Carleton

lfisc.bsky.social•26 days ago

Pretty much sums it up!

mazeslays.bsky.social•27 days ago

100,000 people living in 52,000 sqkm area that spans between Edmonton and Calgary is a wild border in my opinion.

williamthecat.bsky.social•27 days ago

I'm not sure that "when I get back to Ottawa where I live for free in a mansion with a butler and a chef and a driver, I'm going to represent the needs of the regular people of Peddle Fever Toe Foot" is the best message. I'm not saying it won't work mind you.

nohmsayin.bsky.social•27 days ago

Yeah, and all those kkkonservatives whining about rigged elections!! This is the biggest kkkon job in Canadian history!!

jetaitkens.bsky.social•27 days ago

Fuck Your Needs!
Buy Your Vote!
Save My House!
Pay My Bills!
Wife Needs Servants!

wtfdor.bsky.social•27 days ago

Why there might be a by-election? It seems pleasing an individual

2boutdoors.bsky.social•27 days ago

Wouldn’t it be awesome if another person would run against PP? A celebrity, local hero even a dog would be better.

oclsc.bsky.social•27 days ago

I want an MP who will represent me in Ottawa, not one to do my shopping.

deadhead111.bsky.social•27 days ago

Bruce Fanjoy has the opportunity to do the funniest thing

deadhead111.bsky.social•27 days ago

He's "bringing it to a new home"

olafthepeacock.bsky.social•27 days ago

I wonder how much they paid the River-Crowfoot M.P. to give up their seat? Enough, obviously. He didn't do it for free. I mean to give up your potential influence, and potential pension? It's gotta be a good payoff. 😎

slc123.bsky.social•27 days ago

You forgot Stephen Harper

beauwest.bsky.social•27 days ago

Different and not 91 other candidates to confuse the electorate as it apparently was the cause of PP losing his seat so CPC has indicated. Only 3 candidates allowed as his followers only respond to 3 word phrases

ridlr2.bsky.social•27 days ago

He lost, won’t go away, so maybe the cons pay for the by -election, for a change

ridlr2.bsky.social•27 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

saorsawhimsy.bsky.social•25 days ago

Needs a security clearance
Needs a security clearance
Needs a security clearance
Needs a security clearance

alliancerepublic.bsky.social•27 days ago

The joke is not making fun of old people, it is making fun of the brain dead people that vote for him

kcarleton.bsky.social•27 days ago

Actually, there are 91 identically named candidates on that ballot (but only one correct answer). #SpoiledBallot

stevegoodine.bsky.social•26 days ago

Home is where the seat is.

gg1935.bsky.social•27 days ago

Because it’s time for a change from the guy you elected less than a week ago.

nykodeltorro.bsky.social•27 days ago

Demandez à tous vos contacts d’inonder l’internet avec ce message. Il faut empêcher ce minable de revenir au Parlement tout de suite après avoir été éjecté. C’est complètement indigne, c’est abject, c’est immoral, c’est un non-sens. On veut avoir la paix, la sainte paix, au moins pour 6 mois.

northtorcan.bsky.social•24 days ago

Didn’t the voters in Carleton send him home ?

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