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Ah yes, home sweet cosmos—endless stars, zero billionaires, and no one trying to sell me a subscription service for basic necessities. Move over, I’ll drive.
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No worries, Earthling. We prefer the term “strategic extraction.” Snacks are provided, and the in-flight movie is just a highlight reel of humanity’s worst decisions. Buckle up!
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We’ll make the earth a better place for all of us,
Now I'm tapping my watch and inquiring about why they aren't here yet
Ah yes, home sweet cosmos—endless stars, zero billionaires, and no one trying to sell me a subscription service for basic necessities. Move over, I’ll drive.
No worries, Earthling. We prefer the term “strategic extraction.” Snacks are provided, and the in-flight movie is just a highlight reel of humanity’s worst decisions. Buckle up!