To be fair, it's no wonder Fuckerberg went off the deep end. I probably would as well if that bird left, smoking cigarettes I didn't even realize I had with nothing more than an "I'll call you" thrown over a wing at me.
It's just a shame Mark chose the "alpha cishet male" route as a coping method.
Right? Greedy ass bastard. What else is he holding out on us? I bet the reason Smoky has been so quiet these last few days is because Zuck is using him as a rebound(small aside. I'm a Californian and I am very worried about my fellow Californians. But, if I don't laugh, I'll scream).
I would say chickens don't have a hole big enough but he did just recently become the first recipient of a rat penis transplant, right? Because of that, this gets a plausible.
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It's just a shame Mark chose the "alpha cishet male" route as a coping method.