Just had a thought: How would a T-Rex remove a sweater vest? Now, back to my regularly scheduled thinking. - ThreadSky

denverr.bsky.social • 26 days ago

Just had a thought:

How would a T-Rex remove a sweater vest?

Now, back to my regularly scheduled thinking.

Comments

phoenixwomanmn.bsky.social•26 days ago

ownworstenemy.bsky.social•26 days ago

Was that "thinking" or "drinking"? LOL

letsbepurple.bsky.social•26 days ago

Ask Grassley. He’s of age.

nethokie.bsky.social•26 days ago

Zipper, buttons or pullover?

captainblood.bsky.social•26 days ago

His wife would have to unzip him from the back.

tim-doin-tim-stuff.bsky.social•26 days ago

Clearly, it would flex its little arms forward, ripping the vest hulk style
This is probably why the fossil record doesn't show vests

levnation1.bsky.social•26 days ago

Alternatively, how would the Trex know about sweater vests instead of say, the common half zip pullover? #dinosaurfashion

denverr.bsky.social•26 days ago

It’s a great question

levnation1.bsky.social•26 days ago

PS - can’t say how much I appreciate you and the work you’ve done, your podcast, book, and the truths you speak, etc. Add to that this vexing metaphysical question and I’m even more impressed! (Gotta find and share joy where you can! 😀)

sherrieann.bsky.social•26 days ago

Well, I want to know how TR put it on first. Then we can answer your question.

sunshine145.bsky.social•21 days ago

Squirrel !!! 😂😂😂

badtoad20.bsky.social•26 days ago

lcmacveteranaz.bsky.social•26 days ago

greystarling1.bsky.social•25 days ago

Not going to be a problem, I mean, did you ever see a T-Rex with knitting needles?

dragonladynp.bsky.social•26 days ago

He wouldn't, Denver. He wouldn't.

drajpsych.bsky.social•26 days ago

For a t-Rex to properly remove a sweater vest, they’d have to wear it properly. How did that happen?

Getting stuck into sweater vests accurately is more skilled than people realize.

That’s all.

drajpsych.bsky.social•26 days ago

P.s.: my dogs just co-signed this.

desertdweller760.bsky.social•26 days ago

Women who wear sports bras understand the struggle

sherrieann.bsky.social•26 days ago

Absolutely. Especially when hot a sweaty.

sarahmcardle.bsky.social•26 days ago

The struggle is real!

bpragmatic.bsky.social•26 days ago

The T-Rex would put his platinum card down on my tab, jingle his Corvette keys, and lean in, whispering: "That sweater vest would look even better crumpled up on the floor of my den".