Men who do not wish to duel are invited to go on painting tours or write a treatise on the potato varieties of the British Isles. Man problem sorted. - ThreadSky

moviessilently.bsky.social • 30 days ago

Men who do not wish to duel are invited to go on painting tours or write a treatise on the potato varieties of the British Isles.

Man problem sorted.

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chicagomstie.bsky.social•30 days ago

I would also like to submit the return of Vaudeville, though perhaps a bit less racist.

moviessilently.bsky.social•30 days ago

We would all be better off spending weekends in a variety theater

piesplattslapstick.bsky.social•30 days ago

Can we duel with pies? I could handle that 🥧🥧🤔

moviessilently.bsky.social•30 days ago

Swords or pistols only but you can restart British Music Hall or Vaudeville acts, that is acceptable

almullender.bsky.social•30 days ago

Nah, I've seen Blackadder! We duel with cannon, or I ain't doing it!

ragnell.bsky.social•30 days ago

You have to restore the antique cannon yourself.

almullender.bsky.social•30 days ago

Fine by me, but I never said I'd fire it. I'm throwing it at you from a moving vehicle. I you can get up after that you can complain about whether or not I've followed the letter of the rules.

ragnell.bsky.social•30 days ago

I ain't dueling, this rule is for dudes. Doesn't bother me if you throw it.

tubapeter.bsky.social•30 days ago

I am insulted by idea that all men need is an arcane obsession!

On an unrelated note, can I interest anyone in my 15-volume collection of Renaissance + Baroque music arranged for modern brass and woodwind quartet?

https://www.alfred.com/renaissance-and-baroque-suites-vol-1-b-flat-instrument-book/p/36-50394003/

sadhbhgirl.bsky.social•30 days ago

They could lock themselves in their studies with only English language sources and attempt to create a unified theory of world mythology. That would be acceptable

moviessilently.bsky.social•30 days ago

Or create a universal language based only on Western European grammar and vocabulary with a dab of Chinese

maccrocodile.bsky.social•30 days ago

I feel like this is still going to end with a duel to settle a dispute over potato varieties.

michaelkz.bsky.social•30 days ago

At the very least, we need to forbid use of the katana sword, because so many of us would make that the goto sword.

moviessilently.bsky.social•30 days ago

Yes, hussar weapons or nothing

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