hostess: How many people for your table? me: Like a trade? - ThreadSky

joeanvar.bsky.social•144 days ago

Which friend r u willing to give up? “Literal Hunger Games” who gets to eat?

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•143 days ago

if anyone didn't understand the joke: the punchline is slavery

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whatsjo.bsky.social•142 days ago

????

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ceu---azul.bsky.social•142 days ago

where's the confusion?
can I help?

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kbaney64.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣😂

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harpeggio.bsky.social•144 days ago

A maître d' once asked me if I had reservations. I said, “Sure,” but I thought I’d give ‘em a try anyway.

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lisafisher1009.bsky.social•144 days ago

lol

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crabbycook.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hahaha!

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gentlyferal.bsky.social•144 days ago

😆

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hevvykevvy.bsky.social•143 days ago

"No, that's ridiculous. However, we do trade souls for Magic cards."

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hrpc.bsky.social•144 days ago

I knew furniture was expensive, but damn! 😂

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tiolechuga.bsky.social•144 days ago

damn it. lost a bet.

…you are funny. but i’ll never again admit it (or bet against it).

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whatsjo.bsky.social•142 days ago

WHAT

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daoist-piousfire.bsky.social•144 days ago

At least 3? Maybe 4 if we include grandpa

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steven-stanford.bsky.social•144 days ago

Got me...out loud...wife looked up....

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ctfreakshow.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hahahah. My people.

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ivyt.bsky.social•143 days ago

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gregcarrhope.bsky.social•144 days ago

LOL.

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thaddeusstrode.bsky.social•143 days ago

😂😂😂😂

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ecitizen1.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hehe, took me a second...

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uniblonder.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

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rebeccaallen.bsky.social•144 days ago

😄 Seat me now and u can have all of 'em

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riley37.bsky.social•143 days ago

Me, at junkyard: got a hubcap for a Yugo?
Dealer: sure, that's a fair swap

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riley37.bsky.social•143 days ago

Donner, party of 47...

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bakanekro.bsky.social•144 days ago

That's some fae shit right there...

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mitokandria.bsky.social•144 days ago

That would be the best sapphic pickup line.

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austintesla.bsky.social•144 days ago

Watch for children, an excellent deal!

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politicaladdict.bsky.social•143 days ago

See I think like that. I crack myself up and have a good time doing it.

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nastywomen48.bsky.social•144 days ago

😁

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eaglehaslanded.bsky.social•144 days ago

😄

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bellatv55.bsky.social•144 days ago

took a sec but--- good one!

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theflyfisher.bsky.social•144 days ago

If only it could be that simple and with no consequences.

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gary63fordemocracy.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

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attylyn23.bsky.social•144 days ago

lol

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bobcurtis.bsky.social•144 days ago

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knussear.bsky.social•143 days ago

Make sure you get to pick

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countinglkp.bsky.social•144 days ago

If I could get my cousins to respond. I could tell you. Otherwise it’s three maybe four. If the respond it could be twelve. Ffs.

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lylemilton.bsky.social•144 days ago

hostess: How many people for your table?

me: All of us? None against

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daerickgross.com•144 days ago

i was drinking when i read this, that made me cough beer through my nose...

you get a Follow for that.

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notonebit.com•144 days ago

Donner, party of 87

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qarylla.bsky.social•143 days ago

No thank you, I am full up on people.

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thelostarchiveyt.bsky.social•144 days ago

6 is the standard going rate in some places for a table

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todaymyeyesdied.bsky.social•144 days ago

Been in the biz my whole life and this was funny😂

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kobe1991.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣

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420gandalf.bsky.social•143 days ago

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britainbabe.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hahaha, love it

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strykie187.bsky.social•144 days ago

Me::: I got a republican sister, what can I get for her?
Hostess::: a broken chair is the best i can do

Also Me::: i can get her a psychiatrist

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elmnearly.bsky.social•144 days ago

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wayneepoo.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤔😮😲😳

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madgemlaments.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂

I once asked a potential landlord if he accepted cats.

“What? In lieu of rent?”

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esitrot.bsky.social•144 days ago

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dcmfox.bsky.social•144 days ago

I eat pussy so fair trade

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lornaida.bsky.social•144 days ago

hahaha

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barbarasvoices.bsky.social•143 days ago

Ooooohhhh thank you! Certain unsavory individuals are gonna hear me say "Lunch is on me". Mwahaha

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acitygirlfarmz2.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂

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stacypatrick.bsky.social•144 days ago

do you have reservations?

well, we would have preferred slightly better reviews but we're willing to give it a shot

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bruswinger.bsky.social•144 days ago

I neede to know how many in the end ? Gives me bargaining power to know the details 😉

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carumbau.bsky.social•144 days ago

date: I eat very little meat.

me: You mean like mice?

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stinkshovel.bsky.social•144 days ago

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streamjumper.bsky.social•143 days ago

"You can have cousin Jimmy. He's probably good for washing dishes. And Grampa Ed, but his best use is probably being folded up and used to keep a table from wobbling. That's my final offer; take it or leave it."

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rimwellc.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂🤣

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neopifex.bsky.social•144 days ago

Hahaha! That's just like the "that's a lousy deal" thought that goes through my head every time I see a "watch for falling rocks" sign.

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austintesla.bsky.social•144 days ago

Watch for children is the best trade

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tiredofcrazyshite.bsky.social•143 days ago

Now you're talking 😉

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lsinthechat.bsky.social•144 days ago

*pats hand on table* I’d say this puppy is worth at least 3 human-people. Or 5-6 dogs.

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cephas73.bsky.social•143 days ago

Hahahahaha brilliant

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mrmambo.bsky.social•144 days ago

Hostess: Lemme get back to you *whispers* "Never"

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swhitmire.bsky.social•144 days ago

Here’s a list…

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nyxdiscordia.bsky.social•144 days ago

to be fair

it *is* a nice table

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sniktythwip.bsky.social•144 days ago

I can’t be the only one who didn’t understand because they thought the post was talking about Hostess: Maker of Twinkies, Ho-Hos, and Donettes.

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pastanoodle.bsky.social•143 days ago

I miss dingdongs

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betsygarrold.bsky.social•144 days ago

The rule is: if you make me snork laugh you get a follow.

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huskyhsd.bsky.social•144 days ago

If the founding fathers lived today

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gggiantginger.bsky.social•144 days ago

Ok fine. 3. I’m keeping the cool one.

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borealforestbrenda.bsky.social•144 days ago

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

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ggitsgrant.bsky.social•144 days ago

my childhood pokémon card negotiation skills kicking into effect

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tkgwrites.bsky.social•142 days ago

😂😂😂

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jp10mtn.bsky.social•143 days ago

Jo coming in Hot on Bluesky!

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count-claud.bsky.social•144 days ago

What do I get for a mother in law?

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macali.bsky.social•144 days ago

Peace of mind?

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countrygall44.bsky.social•144 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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nanajuuroku.is.fluff.iest.fyi•144 days ago

i'd say two

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norcal4g.bsky.social•143 days ago

Shoulda seen the table tho

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bamamom.bsky.social•143 days ago

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actuallyferalab.bsky.social•144 days ago

Would sacrifice up to 3 from the party for an immediate table

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indypedant.bsky.social•143 days ago

🤣🤣

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brunnehilde.bsky.social•144 days ago

Me: Just got me a bottle of wine for my hubby" .... Neighbor: "good trade"

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tuxick.bsky.social•144 days ago

How much for the little girl?

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mjohnson3.bsky.social•144 days ago

oooohhhh I get to pick!

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briancredible.bsky.social•144 days ago

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historynut.bsky.social•144 days ago

The fae have entered the chat

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jackischmittou.bsky.social•144 days ago

Can we be very specific as to what you’re asking.. because.. well, there are a lot of different answers.

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dustyrose8.bsky.social•144 days ago

😆🤣😂

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