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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
Seducing myself by ordering a pizza.
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pjwm.bsky.social
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4 hours ago
Pepperonanism?
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kwullums.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
Getting caught in the crossfire
https://youtu.be/SYvmaWbEHAQ?si=-NhArQ2GS8RJSgHf
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sydneymarie.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
What are you willing to do for a pizza? 😜😜😜
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
retrieve it naked from the stoop
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sydneymarie.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
We had a neighbor like that, growing up. Mr. Fisher.
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
Mr. Flasher
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sydneymarie.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
There were a fair number of neighbor kids on our street, wonder why none of us came up with that nickname…..Probably living in the Ozarks. 😎😎😎
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myandra.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
That works for me!
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
🤝 :)
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pwtulley.bsky.social
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8 hours ago
Hopefully you know that you don't put out on the first date
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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7 hours ago
Too late - before pizza was even in oven there was a mess
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drlarrymitchell.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
You cheap slut- don't forget the mushrooms.
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
I love a man with a smartass mouth. But I’m a brat. So nooo.
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ufomitzidino.bsky.social
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8 hours ago
I'm seducing myself by having a DC Cardioversion tomorrow, zap zap. Atrial fibrillation is the breakdance of the heart but a bog standard beat will do nicely 👍
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dave-tothe-k.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
You're soooo gettin' some
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
* rubs hands together, devilish grin and salivating
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arsenalbat47.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
Ordering it in advance so that when it shows up it feels like a gift from the past
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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10 hours ago
Mmmmmmmm
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sicburns2.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
Really go for it — order the heart-shaped one
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
Valentime's has passed!!!!
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sicburns2.bsky.social
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9 hours ago
Then cut it yourself if you have to — you’re worth it to you!
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beefhurtcretin.bsky.social
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7 hours ago
Skeerd
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