ok but one time i was on a stream a few weeks ago and i was made to read a gamerant "top 8 dateable monsters" list and let me tell you i have never been so enraged as to how fucking WEAK those picks were, not a single actual monster on it
Werewolves are are basic, fuck with another were-creature once in a while
Vampires might bite and you never know if they planned the encounter from your birth… cover the fangs with something to stop a bite and before even dating, ask how long they’ve known you
Slimes of any kind are just a breed of transparent latex goos, can’t change its’ mind on that… stay safe and don’t let it fully cover you… unless you wanna be a slime~
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Werewolves are are basic, fuck with another were-creature once in a while
Vampires might bite and you never know if they planned the encounter from your birth… cover the fangs with something to stop a bite and before even dating, ask how long they’ve known you
Slimes of any kind are just a breed of transparent latex goos, can’t change its’ mind on that… stay safe and don’t let it fully cover you… unless you wanna be a slime~
but I wish I did sometimes. 🤠
Ah fuck-it. I'm to old now to give a shit.
You younguns have fun.