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mattgreencomedy.com • 17 days ago

The reason the owner didn't have time to clean the place is rather striking

https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2025/feb/11/uk-family-share-nightmare-of-bloodstained-sex-toy-filled-holiday-rental

“I don’t know why you are making such a fuss, it’s not as if it was human blood.”

Not even confirmed to be human...

Let he whose dog has not been shot by the police cast the first stone

I thought the sex toys caused the blood stains when I read the lede

omg

This article is a wild ride! Dead dog circumstances are just the garnish here.

Interesting variation on "the dog ate my homework".🤔

Surely fewer pet responsibilities would free up more time for housework?

You know what's great? Hotels. Licensed, inspected, legitimate hotels that pay taxes.

Blimey!

Vibro, more like... 😉

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