Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Junior Exec: I don't understand the rules of this cup. We don't want the audience to get confused so I think we should clarify.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Junior Exec: I don't understand the rules of this cup. We don't want the audience to get confused so I think we should clarify.
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C. Robert Cargill
Optimist: The cup is half full.
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Internet: Is this the one with the two girls?
Pessimist: The cup is half empty.
Internet: Is this the one with the two girls?
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