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Orange Julius is watching closely to see who doesn't post one like Governor LePetomane in BLAZING SADDLES. "I didn't get a harrumph out of that guy!" "Give the president harrumph!"

JD dressing exactly like Trump is just too on the nose, even for that obsequious little fuck. That pitch gets you kicked out of the writers room.

Can we put Dr. Robby in charge of HHS?

When an Italian professor shows up at Hogwarts.

Musk is waving around a chainsaw at CPAC so we're for sure headed for a MAD MEN lawn mower incident at one of the after parties.

"We love the new script, just one small note... Did you ever consider making the megalomaniacal billionaire the good guy?"

The big twist in the JFK files is gonna be that Jim Garrison did it.

Lynch was one of one. It takes a special soul to create art that is so strange and idiosyncratic yet carries so much emotion and deeper meaning. Irrepressible and irreplaceable. RIP.

Just wanna hear Count Orlok say "Mordor" one time.

Mele Kalikimaka!

you know who should be inducted into the rock and roll hall of fame? Sisyphus

A haunted house but it's just people asking if you've written anything they would know.

Spending my birthday the right way.

So long, farewell, don't let the door hit you where the good lord split you.

Pick a movie, keep one actor. The rest are Muppets. FULL METAL JACKET Matthew Modine

Thune looks like the evil senator from a Tom Clancy movie while McConnell looks like the evil senator from a movie where a dog runs for president.

"Whale told."

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Junior Exec: I don't understand the rules of this cup. We don't want the audience to get confused so I think we should clarify.

I know it's legit but you will still never convince me that "winningest" is a real word.

Am so deeply proud of this film, which thanks to long Covid may be the only one I ever get to make. I was moved to make something empathetic and hopeful the last time that guy won an election. This time, I hope other filmmakers do the same. tubitv.com/movies/10001...

I’m so excited to reveal the cover of my book CINEMA HER WAY: VISIONARY FEMALE DIRECTORS IN THEIR OWN WORDS, which includes career-spanning interviews with 19 filmmakers. It’s out in March, 2025 from Rizzoli. You can pre-order it here: bit.ly/CinemaHerWay

Lauren Boebert running around asking how they're gonna fit all these people in one little cabinet.

Elon about to get that Ainsley Hayes office.

They are sworn to do battle in the ancient tradition for there can only be one Master Vampire.

Wandering back here from X like

"Son of a BITCH, that's another detention!" is a top five Paul Giamatti line reading. Maybe even taking a run at the crown.

Give 'em hell, 54th!

Kicking off my 48th trip around the sun with some serious shit.

First Kissinger, now a FURIOSA trailer. Serotonin overload.

Listened to an interview with Andrew Kevin Walker on THE KILLER where he talked about first working out some notes with Fincher... in 2008. It bears repeating: this is a marathon, not a sprint.

Seems very fitting that WB's signature IP includes a villain named Mr. Zsasz.

I can't speak for every '80s kid, but if I saw that F-35 pilot parachute into my back yard, my first thought would be "RED DAWN, here we go..."

So stoked for MAXXXINE. Mia Goth is truly awe-inspiring. Hard to imagine any other actor who could pull off a heart-crushing eight minute monologue and fucking a scarecrow in the same movie with the possible exception of Sir Anthony Hopkins.

I am reeling from my complete lack of surprise.

Some of it's magic, some of it's tragic, but I had a good life all the way.

You could tell me this screenshot was just Austin Butler going about his normal day and I would totally believe you.

Please tell me there was some Dragonlance love at the D&D picket. I wanna see Tanis Half-Elven on a strike sign.

Another Mundane Pitiful Thankless Proposal.

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