America is no longer a beacon. America is a flashlight that needs a battery. - ThreadSky

gunnyjkj.bsky.social • 12 days ago

America is no longer a beacon. America is a flashlight that needs a battery.

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twittystews.bsky.social•11 days ago

...and a new bulb🔦

jonelstr.bsky.social•11 days ago

One of those shitty off brand small ones that only works for a day or two then just intermittently and mostly not at all.

retiredrn2006.bsky.social•11 days ago

At this point it may be a lantern

christiesmith.bsky.social•11 days ago

Or maybe just an old torch that needs mutton tallow.

thepurplesmurf.bsky.social•11 days ago

Thanks to MAGA

mommymouse007.bsky.social•11 days ago

AND a new light bulb.

kangalori.bsky.social•11 days ago

And it’s rusty and doesn’t want to work

mskerolync.bsky.social•11 days ago

With a burned out bulb!

sonotswedish.bsky.social•12 days ago

We’re the fire alarm w/ a dead battery indicator beeping.

gunnyjkj.bsky.social•12 days ago

👍🏽

xenusparadox.bsky.social•11 days ago

I read that as "Fleshlight" and honestly still makes sense

toast2hawks.bsky.social•11 days ago

Candle in the wind.....

pharmboy81.bsky.social•11 days ago

It hasn't been a beacon for quite some time...

oregonemom.bsky.social•11 days ago

madisonkittay.bsky.social•11 days ago

Maybe if we slap it against our palms a few times...

celia11.bsky.social•11 days ago

It’s actually freakin’ dangerous right now.

fighthypocrisy.bsky.social•11 days ago

Love this.

kellina.bsky.social•11 days ago

And smacked a few times for good measure

goodieone.bsky.social•12 days ago

Gy, I think we might be at the candle stage and it’s pretty windy

carriedaway.bsky.social•11 days ago

It's a used incel fleshlight at this point.

grangrad.bsky.social•11 days ago

That light is flickering and about to go out 😳

juakar.bsky.social•11 days ago

Or maybe an enema !

pattykazusa.bsky.social•11 days ago

We’re a lighthouse doing SOS in morse code.

lov4all.bsky.social•11 days ago

We the People ARE America. NOT THESE CRIMINALS.

WE ARE THE PATRIOTS!
and we have to GET VISIBLE IN THE STREETS. I know marches planned for President’s Day, but this weekend I plan on standing next to these MAGA fuckers who occupy an overpass bridge on CA 101. What should my sign read?

motorfly.bsky.social•11 days ago

*fleshlight

yorksgal.bsky.social•11 days ago

Well it does have a dim bulb running it.

wolfgangvann.bsky.social•11 days ago

If I may put a topping on that delicious thought sundae 🍨

America is a flashlight

That needs a battery

That is no longer available

Whew!

gunnyjkj.bsky.social•11 days ago

Yyyyyyyyeeeeeeeessssssss!

fortgeek.bsky.social•10 days ago

I see the glaring blue-white LED headlamps of an out-of-control coal-rolling megatruck with 15 flags, TruckNuts, and a load of stupid, drunk assholes all fighting for the wheel while they crash into everything and leave a path of destruction and bodies and injured behind them.
Neighbors are pissed.