Terrifying. What else will they take from me. - ThreadSky

someoneontwitter.bsky.social•12 days ago

Back in the day, a message like this would have been made out of letters cut out from a newspaper.

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gregthecanuck.bsky.social•12 days ago

Your garden gate?

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watsoncomedian.bsky.social•12 days ago

Well, they know the price if they’re interested.

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gabitried.bsky.social•12 days ago

I looked for this comment and was not disappointed. Thank you for your service

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rossmc11.bsky.social•12 days ago

She's on the phone to Liam Neeson.

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next-taoiseach.bsky.social•12 days ago

..and this time he's actually as spineless as he looks

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moogal.bsky.social•12 days ago

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felixrowbotham.bsky.social•12 days ago

Your willy!

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mbo98.bsky.social•12 days ago

The Taken movie reboot has certainly gone in a different direction

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flentrop.bsky.social•11 days ago

What else ya got?

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nickwithheld.bsky.social•12 days ago

Thanks for the back thing but I would prefer you did not refer to my wife in that manner.

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ablokeimet.bsky.social•12 days ago

Your barbecue, your beaglehound, your bible &, if you're not careful, all your belongings.

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zebra24.bsky.social•12 days ago

People often say that they have got children’s’ noses…maybe they will just stop giving them back

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bwashblue.bsky.social•12 days ago

Most of your money if British Gas is anything to go by.

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jamescalbraith.co.uk•12 days ago

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lundyfox.bsky.social•12 days ago

They want your empathy too, as they are selling ‘care’

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dougalyd.bsky.social•12 days ago

If you ever have to deal with their customer service team, then it will be your mental well-being and will to live.

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diptych.bsky.social•12 days ago

They'll send you some hot water in the mail to show they're not messing around.

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harecomedy.bsky.social•12 days ago

'Zeugma, but make it ominous.'

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elithek.bsky.social•12 days ago

You like 47 minutes from now...

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mikeslattery.bsky.social•12 days ago

If she keeps turning her back to her boiler, what else does she expect? Might as well leave the front door op... oh dear.

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tattieohowker.bsky.social•12 days ago

I used to work for their boiler repair. They 1 million percent have neither.

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richneville.bsky.social•12 days ago

All you can do is get someone to prop you up by the phone and stick a blanket over you, and wait for their demands.

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orcahedron.bsky.social•12 days ago

the colour magenta?

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paintingthecave.co.uk•12 days ago

£1million in cash. Non sequential small bills in one bag. Bin on southwest corner of Hyde Park. Come alone. Or the boiler gets it.

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wickedpissah529.bsky.social•12 days ago

See, I would have a 2nd piggyback ad go something like this:
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“Quick! Trace that call!”

*gasp* “It’s coming from…”

🎶 𝕕𝕦𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕟 𝕕𝕦𝕦𝕟𝕟𝕟 🎶

“…INSIDE! YOUR! HOUSE!”

**𝚌𝚞𝚝 𝚝𝚘 𝚋𝚕𝚊𝚌𝚔**
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Effective ad campaign, no?

*sigh* Alas, an opportunity missed for ScottishPower. 🤷🏻‍♀️

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