Seems pretty unfair that if I don’t drink like a gallon of water every day I feel like shit but if I fall in a lake and swallow a bunch of it all at once I die
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I believe it's called water poisoning. If you drink too much water you can actually just die. Kinda crazy. Also maybe you already know that and you're just shitposting 😜
I can't figure out why most of my water is brown.
I mean, I put it through a filter.
OK. The filter has fresh coffee in it.
But it's a filter. Come on.
Wait until you hear about air! You have to breathe every few seconds and huge volumes over even a day! Get a few bubbles of the stuff in your blood… you go crazy and die…
Yeah. Kind of like how if I put a cube of ice in my juice it's nice and cold, but if I SIT on a block of ice for an hour I get frostbite and have to have my butt- cheeks surgically removed. Why is life like this.
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I mean, I put it through a filter.
OK. The filter has fresh coffee in it.
But it's a filter. Come on.
Inhaling water = not so much
Well, try "drink water with your stomach, not your lungs"
It pairs well with the elephant