(texting my therapist) I ate three !!! Whole meals today !!!!
THERAPIST: omg im so proud of you :)

(texting my evil therapist) I smoked TEN cigarettes >:)))
THERAPIST (EVIL): hell yes lfg!!!!!!!!

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