Elon constantly promising to go to Mars is like that boorish drunk at your holiday party who keeps saying, "Well, I guess it's time for me to go" before reaching for yet one more drink. Just GO already!
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He has no intention of actually going. You know we’d have to send 1-2 successful missions there before he’d even consider it. President musk is all talk. He won’t actually risk himself
Right? HE's a "self-made" man - just go and let us all watch from our telescopes to see how well you do starting anew with all your self-making skillz!!
Elon’s “mission to Mars” is just a distraction from the real issues. He’s the guy at the party still trying to steal the spotlight while ignoring the mess he’s made back on Earth. If he really wants to leave, let’s help him pack. The world would be better off without him dragging us down.
I grew up on Star Trek and thought we should prioritize making that kind of future happen.
But now, if lunatics like Bezos and Musk are leading the charge into space, we'll end up with Weyland-Yutani instead *at best*. Maybe voluntary human extinction is best for the galaxy.
Me, Every Single Day:
“Go to Mars and make a detour straight into the sun you racist, misogynist oligarch.
That chest is somehow weirdly shaped like your cybertruck because they are both dumpsteresque.
We all know you were at them Diddy parties.
Go. Fly! GTFO MY PLANET!”
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Goodnight!
But now, if lunatics like Bezos and Musk are leading the charge into space, we'll end up with Weyland-Yutani instead *at best*. Maybe voluntary human extinction is best for the galaxy.
“Go to Mars and make a detour straight into the sun you racist, misogynist oligarch.
That chest is somehow weirdly shaped like your cybertruck because they are both dumpsteresque.
We all know you were at them Diddy parties.
Go. Fly! GTFO MY PLANET!”