To crib from the late Christopher Hitchens: "If you gave Donald Trump an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox." - ThreadSky

mrsbettybowers.bsky.social • 10 days ago

To crib from the late Christopher Hitchens:

"If you gave Donald Trump an enema, he could be buried in a matchbox."

Comments

Gold!

And it's even funnier coming off a thread where someone said Rubio looked like he was trying to shrink into his own colon, and I immediately thought it would tell him "fuck off, you despicable fascist".

elisasays.bsky.social•10 days ago

Ohhh I miss Christopher Hitchens.

abigail-b.bsky.social•10 days ago

If you put Trump's brain in a thimble, it would still rattle around like a BB in a boxcar.

natnicnyc.bsky.social•10 days ago

🟧🤡💩

douglasboucher1.bsky.social•10 days ago

So let’s get on with it.

bethefire.bsky.social•9 days ago

Took me a second…

yarrarower.bsky.social•10 days ago

But all the sewers would backup

reverisco.bsky.social•10 days ago

Good!

ferrodiabloc5.bsky.social•9 days ago

IOW…FOS

fleaingdogfella.bsky.social•10 days ago

But how could get the hose past his head?

gardengal49.bsky.social•10 days ago

trump is more than one bubble off plumb!

vai.noetic.work•9 days ago

I can only imagine what he would say of a nation that elected and empowered this farcical fool twice.

liberalazbirder.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣

woodsfoxa.bsky.social•9 days ago

Woah 😮

feelingantsy.bsky.social•10 days ago

I do like a clever insult

edcu.bsky.social•10 days ago

Damn. Thanks for that.

aggsip67.bsky.social•1 day ago

The only two items in the future tRump library will be his ego and his gut.

instantdogma.bsky.social•10 days ago

He was pro Iraq war.

kimmiestardust.bsky.social•10 days ago

I so miss Hitchens.

trm20770.bsky.social•10 days ago

Me too!!😿

courtney01.bsky.social•10 days ago

BOOM!

mirrorthestars.bsky.social•10 days ago

😂 Miss him.

bluethedonk.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nice! Really miss Hitch.

alafrosty.bsky.social•10 days ago

Typical American overpackaging.

lisariegel.bsky.social•10 days ago

acewiz8.bsky.social•10 days ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

chrishauck.bsky.social•9 days ago

johnlouiseisenberg.bsky.social•10 days ago

Trump Has The FECAL Touch

arthurmoose.bsky.social•10 days ago

There's no way his mouth made that shape! Is there?

johngora.bsky.social•9 days ago

One of my favorite Hitchens quotes.

sandi1414.bsky.social•10 days ago

Oh I so needed a laugh. Thank you.

rachelrebooted24.bsky.social•10 days ago

That’s an epic description 👏👏

samhain61.bsky.social•10 days ago

Damn…that’s a keeper!😂

animus45.bsky.social•10 days ago

mindthecrows.bsky.social•9 days ago

We could use Christopher Hitchens voice today...

fgarvins2.bsky.social•9 days ago

His ex-wife was cremated and then buried in a very heavy, full-size coffin, so there's that..

toasterstrudel0905.bsky.social•10 days ago

If brains were gasoline you couldn’t use his to get a motorcycle around a quarter.

neverman001.bsky.social•10 days ago

Trump - adj. - having no redeeming factors whatsoever.

also slang,
trump, pronounced drumpf. - invective - the sound a poo makes when it hits a dry toilet bowl.

lotharsson.bsky.social•10 days ago

Nice touch, incorporating the original German name.