“Girl, you warfighters are looking FIERCE!’ - ThreadSky

Bitch, there’s no amount of concealer that will wash away that drunken hobo look. Pro tip: you’re never going to find what you’re looking for at the bottom of that bottle. Thoughts and prayers!

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chiefsadface.bsky.social•1 day ago

Ultimate Warrior, rouge.

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rogerresists.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Hiding his circumcision scar around his neck.

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rogerresists.bsky.social•20 hours ago

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bizzarist.bsky.social•1 day ago

will they be outfitted with a full makeup pallet when they go into the battle of Maxfactor hill ?

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jessilt.bsky.social•1 day ago

I'm glad to see that they're making some headway against government waste. 🙄

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digitalramble.bsky.social•1 day ago

guess he wants his sideburns checked beforehand next time

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lozzadarlo.bsky.social•1 day ago

Actual warriors used to be encouraged to dress up nicely. https://www.militarytimes.com/off-duty/military-culture/2023/07/06/the-us-militarys-long-history-with-drag/

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unklekev.bsky.social•1 day ago

Gotta paint over those hangover sacks.

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oldjedimaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

They converted a SCIF. Hegseth doesn’t use it anyway.

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oldjedimaster.bsky.social•1 day ago

Will they stock it with Vance’s eyeliner?

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freedomcs76.bsky.social•1 day ago

To cut costs, he will be sharing it with Vance and Noem.
Tattoo parlor and tanning beds are next.

🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡🤡

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bachlvrdwb.bsky.social•1 day ago

No doubt we'll see his first ghillie suit press conference soon. Or, rather, won't see...

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cynthiaseattle.bsky.social•1 day ago

lipstick and pig(s)

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ww444.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is up with these vain people... Trump now Hegseth...dudes... no make-up or anything else for that matter is going to make either of you look smart...or more importantly govern smartly! What a fricking joke!

Talk about waste, fraude and abuse!!!!

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carljungfranz.bsky.social•1 day ago

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Fox News weird Hegseth !

All show and no expertise !

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lyrat-n.bsky.social•1 day ago

Spout enough misogynistic statements and wearing makeup is masculine 🤷‍♀️

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paddlingphotog.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, he needs a gender-affirming makeup safe-space?

That's what I'm hearing from this.

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gijoke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Brylcreem mother fucker.

Inline sitting in El Salvador.

Il va pouvoir se faire gratter les couilles s'il n'est pas le premier.

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lsaffs.bsky.social•1 day ago

What is it with male conservatives and makeup these days? In Canada as well as the US.

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goatcheesepizza.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nothing says “government efficiency” like spending taxpayer money on a make-up room for the Pentagon.

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bowenfabrication.bsky.social•1 day ago

I dunno Pete, I'm not sure you can spin this as an increase in "lethality" of the military like you were frothing about the other day.

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vidarrr.bsky.social•1 day ago

Word is she has a dedicated makeup girl that travels everywhere with her.

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rationaldog.bsky.social•1 day ago

No amount nof mmakeup will improventhis bufoon -- exce-t maybe "white-out"!

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gauge105.bsky.social•1 day ago

You're telling me that he had a while make up studio and yet still ended up with 1 sideburn? Holy fuck they just hire rejects from top to bottom

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aozorasf.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m pretty sure that USCG Admiral Fagan didn’t need or want a makeup studio.

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msteaq.bsky.social•1 day ago

Who's gonna operate the studio after all the makeup artists are deported to torture prisons?

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sonjafw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Isn't that like, oh I don't know, gender-affirming care? Warfighters wear makeup, too.

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biggingerfox.bsky.social•1 day ago

Warfighters gonna slay gurl

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cristianpilo71.bsky.social•1 day ago

Make-up American Great Again !!! 💄💄💅💅🎨🖌️👠

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gregorythomson.bsky.social•1 day ago

Face powder for alcohol withdrawal DTs sweaty face. And Brylcream.

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fitzjohn.bsky.social•1 day ago

"Tough on red noses, tough on the causes of - no, hang on..."

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tampa-girl.bsky.social•1 day ago

Can’t afford for him look 👀 bad in front of the kiddies 📺👶👧🧒🧑‍🧑‍🧒‍🧒
President Convicted Felon 🇺🇸 refuses to share his vanity 🪩
💙🏴

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upscalebohemian.bsky.social•1 day ago

Trump supporters say there's a masculinity crisis, even at the same time they support Trump and his poorly applied orange fake tan, Vance and his eyeliner, and Pete Hegseth and his make up studio in the Pentagon. "I'm ready to fight and die for Trump, but first I have to stop at Sephora."

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graphicsforchange.bsky.social•21 hours ago

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nicoleo622.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pucker up, Petey Piggy!

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eddiec1020.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is quite common for each administration at the pentagon to do renovations. He's not the only one and won't be the last.

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h3ggers.bsky.social•1 day ago

Got to get rid of those bags under the eyes somehow.
Most folks would stop drinking, but clearly that's not happening.

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terrysan.bsky.social•1 day ago

Our tax dollars being Wasted and Abused.

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dwdingus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is that so Hegseth and Vance can bond while they are getting their makeup done. Maybe they can share tips on how to kiss Trump's ass

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mindfull-life.bsky.social•1 day ago

Cos play takes a lot of work

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mortdelapeur.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe it's a manly man, maybe it's Maybelline.

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chicken-chick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Are you fucking kidding me? 🤬🤬 what is wrong with these people

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ggab1129.bsky.social•1 day ago

Probably so all his women he cheats with can look good as New after a roll in the hay

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lsh74.bsky.social•1 day ago

Painting pigs

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mdcamp33.bsky.social•1 day ago

MAGA men spreading all the masculinity

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solomonsand.bsky.social•1 day ago

WERQ. IT.

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robzies.bsky.social•1 day ago

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justjohn1962.bsky.social•1 day ago

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papyrusgardens.bsky.social•1 day ago

His mascara must of run on his last bit of whining. So manly! What will he do in battle without a compact?

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twosheds1.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is that to cover up his white supremacist tattoos?

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benevoluspf.bsky.social•1 day ago

He had to fluff them, first.

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pottymoira.bsky.social•1 day ago

JD better hide his eyeliner...

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mariopro.bsky.social•1 day ago

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cen73.bsky.social•1 day ago

This isn't wasteful spending?

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frettie.bsky.social•1 day ago

Elon approved no doubt

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pbsniagara.bsky.social•1 day ago

The new Maybelline commercial does a great job mocking his warfighters. Check out those lashes, you’re ready!

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optimisaurus.bsky.social•1 day ago

Golly. I'm so glad our tax dollars are going to such important things. A makeup room will definitely make us safer.

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bumo33157.bsky.social•1 day ago

CBS called asking for his dress size

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spurhfx.bsky.social•20 hours ago

Unsure there’s enough lipstick for this pig. 😁

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engineerlarry.bsky.social•1 day ago

Maybe he needs the studio to keep his sideburns on straight?

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liveadivinelife.bsky.social•1 day ago

😂😂😂😭

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mswain13.bsky.social•1 day ago

First one to post a ‘get ready with me’ video of Pete wins.

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chichi60.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yep, real masculine 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣same as you boss 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

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evilwoman46111.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is government waste. DOGE should look into this and cut it.

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gripit702.bsky.social•1 day ago

Shouldn’t he be in prison?

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funkinmybooty.bsky.social•1 day ago

does that make it warpaint?

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sherrym2167.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hahahaha. Talk about woke! I thought the GOP frowned on drag queens!!

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spookymorales.bsky.social•1 day ago

On fleek gurl

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fortgeek.bsky.social•1 day ago

Is it real...or is it Maybelline?

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jedimindtricker.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey Mr Tangerine Man

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john-y.bsky.social•1 day ago

...it's right next to the tattoo parlor and the open bar.

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bizzarist.bsky.social•1 day ago

with brass pole, have to have the brass pole..🤣

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icytiff.bsky.social•1 day ago

This the same administration that is so against men dressing as women?

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fullerray.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nice

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thehotelcat.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣👍

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oldcrone.bsky.social•1 day ago

Snowflake, nancy boy:)

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algrhythm.bsky.social•1 day ago

JD stopping by.

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bluemandarine.bsky.social•1 day ago

You can take the girl out of fox......

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busterfulcher.bsky.social•22 hours ago

For your consideration:

My nominee for the next Secretary of Defense ...

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demdw.bsky.social•1 day ago

Hey! Everybody out! Hegseth is turning the bar into a makeup room.

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scotsquad.bsky.social•1 day ago

Why not? He is constantly making things up

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ll0ckl1ear.bsky.social•1 day ago

So, on the one hand, we have RFK Jr. screaming that men need to work in coal mines because they have low testosterone, and autistic people can't work or contribute to society. On the other hand we have Pete and Elon. Should they maybe have a mixer?

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