Need to appreciate this link while it’s still up before it disappears into the shit heap of the internet like everything else https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/politics/paul-ryan-woodchucks-car-trnd/index.html - ThreadSky

tedcruznipples.com • 560 days ago

Need to appreciate this link while it’s still up before it disappears into the shit heap of the internet like everything else

https://www.cnn.com/2018/07/13/politics/paul-ryan-woodchucks-car-trnd/index.html

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minndb.bsky.social•456 days ago

He calls the big one Bitey

iheartnoise.bsky.social•456 days ago

What if it was eaten by Chuck Norris

thekasey.bsky.social•560 days ago

Dang I was sooo prepared to start rolling but it seems legit. I question the woodchucks taste for sure, I mean, Paul Ryan, really?

tedcruznipples.com•560 days ago

If given the chance, id eat his car too, no questions asked

thekasey.bsky.social•559 days ago

Okay maybe with some Rolaids or Tums handy. Poor little woodchucks

agentaltf4.bsky.social•456 days ago

I am surprised they could do it. You can’t get the smell of Ryan out of anything he touches.

drteeth.bsky.social•560 days ago

I wonder if he ever did buy the Harley mentioned? Being from Wisconsin and all.

fleezlow.bsky.social•456 days ago

What's the point? The damn woodchucks will eat it

jakei.bsky.social•456 days ago

thanks for bringing this back, missed it the first time, exactly as you warned

tedcruznipples.com•456 days ago

Cherish it while you can

sgcillo.bsky.social•455 days ago

The Orcas' new ally just dropped.

runehog.bsky.social•456 days ago

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tedcruznipples.com•456 days ago

I’ll flip out. Stop playing

runehog.bsky.social•456 days ago

I wonder if cnn's doing some anti-adbocker shizz

tedcruznipples.com•456 days ago

Smh, must be. Still works for me

runehog.bsky.social•456 days ago

or, perhaps, you have the very last copy of this seminal work somewhere in a cache dir

charloh.online•456 days ago

works for us too

tedcruznipples.com•456 days ago

🙌🎉

runehog.bsky.social•456 days ago

Same failure on my phone, and I am in no mood to diagnose anything but this is pretty funny-looking

patg63.bsky.social•456 days ago

Porcupines ate my dad's classic Landrover - they were after the salt on the flex brake lines

ninaberries.bsky.social•456 days ago

tragic and insane!

ennael.bsky.social•456 days ago

Rats got under the hood of my and ate the wiring so that my car wouldn’t start (parked near a culvert). Mechanics told me to keep scented dryer sheets under the hood and didn’t have the problem again

drsweetie.bsky.social•456 days ago

For real, though, woodchucks will chew on belts and stuff and tear a vehicle up. My father-in-law (who is not Paul Ryan) has had to shoot them before to keep them from ruining his tractors and truck.

passeriform.bsky.social•456 days ago

Excellent groundhogs. I only get mice.
Stunning misplaced subject? I think it would be called? "Recently, after returning home from a trip to Florida, it was dead." I hope the car had fun on its last journey to the sun.

bluememe.bsky.social•456 days ago

How much Sub could a woodchuck chuck…

grudgingsignup.bsky.social•456 days ago

how many dickheads would a woodchuck inconvenience if a woodchuck could inconvenience dickheads

troykarkula.bsky.social•560 days ago

Woodchuck/Killer Whale Alliance

fhuddlestun.bsky.social•456 days ago

New headline coming- Trump says if he would have been president this would never have happened.

anned13.bsky.social•456 days ago

Times like this I really miss the Car Talk Guys. They would've taken such joy in a story like this, a caller with woodchucks in his undercarriage.

chuckgoat.bsky.social•456 days ago

"Don’t underestimate the damage a few hungry rodents can inflict"

We've known that since that guy came down the escalator.

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