If you are new here, yes we’re technically an Australian territory, but we prefer the term Antarctic Nudist colony. Australia with freezer burn if you will.
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Trump hears there are kings and emperors there, and the annual immigration to the island is out of hand. I believe you should consider being the 52nd state for your own protection. Just think there are no tariffs and protection from a superpower all while eliminating all emperors and kings
Hey Astrodad!! Watch it! Those emperors and kings have every bit as much right as anyone else to be free - poor, flightless, short-legged little birds! Don't let the orange buffoon know they're there, please! 🐧
"A collapsing orange supergiant of mental illness and morbid spite who self-detonates the US economy to, what, take out a bunch of fentanyl penguins on Heard Island?”
Unfortunately I replied to what you said rather than what you MEANT. Anyway, asking one fairly small territory to compete with a whole continent in terms of how many kinds of dangers there are is unfair. Plus they can kill you with a volcano instead.
What is the correct demonym for inhabitants from Heard & Macs Island? (I don't wanna use Islander that sounds un-PC) Is the correct term Antarctic Nudist?
It’s regional. Some of the eastern Seals prefer “Naturist”, while most of the northern Macaroni Penguins prefer “Nestchicks and Krill” which came about with the advent of a Scientist’s lost cellphone in 2021.
the macaroni penguins are greatful for all support
and it is rumoured that they wondered if you would be interested in joining them in a 'Nestchicks and Krill' watch party
They've been hit hard by the tariffs against pasta imports but are managing to pivot into different regional markets such as Europe and Asia, keeping the GDP and islands afloat.
Heard Island threatens to introduce 75% tariffs on US goods in retaliation. Let's make Heard Island the highest reciprocally US tariffed country in the world!
In return I hear they want the substance coming out of Trump's pores that gets scraped off every few days. Evidently it's even more effective than hippo sweat in the cold for warding off sunburn!
Heard Island Government,
you represent your native population of mammals and flightless birds superbly!
Keep up the good work, and the U.S. emperor may consider lowering your tariffs to 9%!
(Thank you for making this account! You have made my day!! 😂)
I did know of Heard Island, that it was an Australian territory way down in the Southern Ocean inhabited by seals and penguins. But that it’s become world famous in a matter of hours was a surprise. Glad that the memes just keep coming now
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Not ever.
Also no gympie gympie
#stealthmode #tariffavoidancescheme
Mentioned in dispatches...
"A collapsing orange supergiant of mental illness and morbid spite who self-detonates the US economy to, what, take out a bunch of fentanyl penguins on Heard Island?”
We love you #HeardIsland! You will always be a great mate! 🇦🇺
and it is rumoured that they wondered if you would be interested in joining them in a 'Nestchicks and Krill' watch party
Me,too!
and he may soon get a lot of it.
#PooPull #TrumpPortraitPageant
you represent your native population of mammals and flightless birds superbly!
Keep up the good work, and the U.S. emperor may consider lowering your tariffs to 9%!
(Thank you for making this account! You have made my day!! 😂)
You guys have given me the best laugh in a long time.
Many thanks.
Strength to the Penguins!
It's been a big day & here we are. Hello Heard Island!
👨🍳 💋
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