GOV UPDATE: Due to our resistance, the US has notified us and surrounding colonies that they’re ordering removal of all penguin exhibits at the Smithsonian Museum except for the sole Gentoo below.
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Omg are you serious? This is terrible!!! I'll spread the word that this happened (I'm new here, no followers yet but my voice will be on full blast everywhere I go)🩷
Are dey related to the ebil Little Blue Penguins ob St. Kilda? Dey scare me berry bad when I was der once, but me vas berry drunk. I could hab destroyed dem easily, but I couldn't stagger down to ver dey ver.
This lily-white (but good, fair-minded) Gentoo was so enraged that he's still enshrined at the Smithsonian, he personally pecked those jagged rocks into rounded stones...😲🐧
Ah, longing for the time I'll finally get my hooves in the surf - still trying to find a way out of this field, unfortunately I've been stumped by the electric fence⚡Ouch!
We all know it’s just a rouse to keep the real plans safe. We have them!!Ratcliffe’s (stupidest/least competent DCIA in the history of US intelligence)
Trump has been paying off the seals to spy. Here is what they reported
Complying qwhite quickly to the
🎃👑's war on pigmentation.
Spirochetes are the only things in charge under that convoluted coif of 'Murica's Mango-churian Candidate.
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Keep up the Resistance!
Penguins for ever! 🐧🐧🐧👍❤️😇
Trump has been paying off the seals to spy. Here is what they reported
#SlavaHeardIsland
🎃👑's war on pigmentation.
Spirochetes are the only things in charge under that convoluted coif of 'Murica's Mango-churian Candidate.
This is very disrespectful...
I don't even know what else to say I don't I'll wait until you confirm whether this is a joke or not I don't know
But that one came across very serious to me and it was believable to me given what we are witnessing