Bad TTRPG Idea;
The party has been contracted by a well known merchant, all for the purpose of safely transporting the fantasy equivalent of gas station boner pills.
The party has been contracted by a well known merchant, all for the purpose of safely transporting the fantasy equivalent of gas station boner pills.
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They're just specially treated cashews.
PERFECT TTRPG idea actually
The party receives a mistargeted Sending spell that explains when and how the King is about to launch an attack on his unsuspecting neighbours
"Weretiger Sex Pills!"
"Do they, uh, make you... you know?"
"Absolutely not. But, they do have a maybe one in twenty chance of inflicting lycanthropy. Tigercanthropy?"
"That's..."
"Hey, it's not NOTHING, come on!"
"Ok, fair."