Chicago is now famous for 3 things -Bean -Pope -the Rat Hole - ThreadSky

robdenbleyker.com • 14 hours ago

Chicago is now famous for 3 things

-Bean
-Pope
-the Rat Hole

Comments

kodt202.bsky.social•11 hours ago

It was a squirrel!

monodi.bsky.social•14 hours ago

the what

ofanichan.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And Kanye West!

robdenbleyker.com•14 hours ago

who

kingofcatastrophy.bsky.social•13 hours ago

We should flick the bean

honoriavalemon.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Guys. Stop telling outsiders about Malort until they’re visiting Chicago bars and juuuust drunk enough to accept a dare!

dmuth.bsky.social•11 hours ago

If I can handle Moxie Cola I can handle Malort.

defaultdefect.bsky.social•14 hours ago

And your "pizza"

robdenbleyker.com•13 hours ago

I don't care about Malört stop telling me about Malört

edgbaboon.bsky.social•13 hours ago

You should be warned, though

almiteystump.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Malört

alisonwwfc.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Malört is a scam by big diacritic to sell more umlauts.

saren42.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Malort tastes like smokey isopropyl.

trains.bsky.social•13 hours ago

@beccspls.bsky.social

pete.social•13 hours ago

You should care about Malört.

joshlogan.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Malort cares about you.

azulsama.bsky.social•2 minutes ago

"The Bean" as it is called is really just a giant used Today Sponge that has been chrome plated.

Because Anish Kapoor fucked the city of Chicago when he made that thing and didn't even have decency to use a real contraceptive.

sternburg.bsky.social•13 hours ago

And Bastian Schweinsteiger.

bugsmaytrix.bsky.social•14 hours ago

Pope Beanadict Rat Hole

robdenbleyker.com•14 hours ago

nobody has ever combined these words, I'm witnessing history

bugsmaytrix.bsky.social•14 hours ago

you heard it here first

klezmerstyle.bsky.social•14 hours ago

one of the great wonders of language is its infinitely productive nature

dork4short.bsky.social•14 hours ago

wait have i ever shown you my rat hole card?

bugsmaytrix.bsky.social•14 hours ago

no!??

dork4short.bsky.social•14 hours ago

will send when I get home 🫡

klezmerstyle.bsky.social•14 hours ago

and Malört

druastrophel.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I’d never heard of Malört until today and I’m afraid

edgbaboon.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Do not buy it

druastrophel.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Given the description, this is one of those cases where if someone offered me some I’d try it but there’s no way in hell I’m spending my own money on it lmao

edgbaboon.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I paid

druastrophel.bsky.social•10 hours ago

I’m terribly sorry for your loss

thelaststraw.bsky.social•13 hours ago

MmmHmmm. Wormwood distilled malort! If you're going to look for it, find Jeppson's Malört. It's horrible and everyone needs to know about it once.

klezmerstyle.bsky.social•13 hours ago

i am certainly a more rounded person having just first tried it today

herculinds.bsky.social•13 hours ago

The best description I've heard is it tastes like pencil shavings and despair.

29sunset.com•13 hours ago

In my family, at least, the youngest member is still obsessed, two years later, with the shit fountain.

nukalixir.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I thought beans were more of Boston's thing? Ya know, "Beantown"?

As for the Rat Hole...are we speaking of an unholy eldritch horror that manifests as a blackhole made of decaying rat flesh? Or of the fursuit strip club? Either way, I'm pretty sure both are located in Florida, not Chicago. 🤔