Commander Riker, Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers? Worf - ThreadSky

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worfemail.bsky.social • 88 days ago

Commander Riker,

Are you aware that there is an Orion pornographic holodeck program that features you as one of the performers?

Worf

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silverboots.bsky.social•88 days ago

That’s his program.

tromboningriker.bsky.social•87 days ago

I gave them the rights after one wild weekend

jojo-bajor.bsky.social•87 days ago

“What’s the name of that program Worf?

Just curious…”

(Walking quickly towards the holodecks)

…”The name Worf?

Computer search for riker Orion holoprpgram”

tromboningriker.bsky.social•86 days ago

Uhhh...

jojo-bajor.bsky.social•86 days ago

I’m just inspecting it for academic reasons only, cough, cough. You understand.

..Oh my!

intendantoflust.bsky.social•86 days ago

Maybe we really ARE cousins!

starfleet-hr.mabs.dk•86 days ago

Dear Mister Worf,

That is not a holodeck program, that is what we call evidence.

- humanoid resources

ryangenealogy.bsky.social•86 days ago

Another entry in the giant Riker file? How much room is that taking up on the Starfleet HR computer system?

starfleet-hr.mabs.dk•86 days ago

We had to have a dedicated system built to handle it.

intendantoflust.bsky.social•87 days ago

@tromboningriker.bsky.social

hi11ary.bsky.social•88 days ago

when you forget to turn on incognito mode in the holodeck

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