I do not aspire to becoming a dictator, but if some weird situation arose where I was one, I admit that some money would be spent on marine creature parades. A squid costume for every child. Crab hats for all adults. It's a waste! I shouldn't do it. But god everyone looks so cute on parade day. - ThreadSky

sarahmackattack.bsky.social • 27 days ago

I do not aspire to becoming a dictator, but if some weird situation arose where I was one, I admit that some money would be spent on marine creature parades. A squid costume for every child. Crab hats for all adults. It's a waste! I shouldn't do it. But god everyone looks so cute on parade day.

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georgekielty.bsky.social•27 days ago

As an escaped Floridian, would love to see a manatee on every flag. They deserve it

goodbyeyall.bsky.social•27 days ago

My nibling would vote for otters...all otters.

jlmp17.bsky.social•27 days ago

I go on a cruise that has a sea creature parade! Very clever stuff!

emilydev.bsky.social•27 days ago

I wanna see crab hats!

rogueparalegal.bsky.social•27 days ago

Everything you mentioned would probably cost less than endless rounds of golf with full security. And who doesn’t love squid, costumes and crab hats?

solidseam.bsky.social•27 days ago

I think Duluth has something we can all aspire for! https://www.perfectduluthday.com/the-event/run-smelt-run-parade-and-party-2025/

sarahmackattack.bsky.social•27 days ago

Yeah this would be the vibe in My America.

kba26.bsky.social•27 days ago

I was going to say at least you wouldn't destroy the roads with equipment too heavy for them to support, but frankly I don't know what else you have planned

bryanjfield.bsky.social•27 days ago

rosariolebronentomology.com•27 days ago

We the insect people, demand a representative in this parade from the German cockroach of Nicetown named Freddie.

nerdyheisenberg.bsky.social•27 days ago

Insidious! 👹

Oh wait...those are good ideas.

jennreads.bsky.social•27 days ago

Way more fun than a military parade where everyone just walks in boring rows.

There should be a night parade just for the Humboldt squid where it’s about the lights.

twigblossom.bsky.social•27 days ago

And here I was imagining a parade of squid with their own tiny hats. Maybe band leader or majorette hats? Although one obviously should be dressed as George Clinton.