What if there was a Batman but like for cats? he mused. Not like Catwoman, that’s been done, but like a cat who dresses up as a vigilante bat and fights cat crimes. That seems to be a thing somebody should start. Somebody rich and crazy, who likes cake.
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Look, it’s not my fault you got here after all the good hero names were taken.
Couldn’t I have at least have got Big Daddy?
That guy already claimed it.
Sup.
Oh. It… it suits you.
What are your powers?
I’m big and… and bald.
Sweet.
Ow, that was my purse!
Sorry, sir.
Have you ever imagined Batman out of context?
I should hope not!
Imagine some tourist who doesn’t know about Batman just suddenly sees him run by chasing the Joker
What must they think of our fair Gotham City?
Women and children second.
No wait, women and children first!
And safety second?
That can’t be right.
Women and children safely!
Yes, right, once all the women and children are on board the ship the men and dogs may begin to board.
You left the dogs?
They’re not women or kids